when the west coast meets the midwest

"it's a good day" " why? " every single time

“You’re just oddly nice for no reason?” The Midwest in a sentence.

I'm from the Midwest, my girlfriend is from California. She found it seriously weird how she had never met her neighbors before, and the first time I went to her place, I made casual conversation with them for about an hour. They're nice people.

As a midwesterner I assure you: every time we see a river we think about fishing

“that wouldn’t be very christian of me” He’s a man of god

westerners: "mid-westerners are creepy" mid-westerners "westerners are rude"

Western: *insulting everyone* Wisconsinite: Kalm Western: Those packer fans are somthin else. Wisconsinite: ANGERY

As a Midwesterner, I promise we all dont sound like Canadians Some of us sound like Southerners. But overall I have never been more flattered by a portrayal of Midwesterners.

“Straight edge.......but coke on weekends” 😂😂😂😂😂

”that’s a good river..” ”that wouldn’t be very Christian of me” ”i haven’t seen a dead body since the packers.... 4, 4 dead bodies.”

"Them packers fans are something else." "WHAT!!" "...Ok about to be the fifth body " Had me dyin😅😅

No lie, I moved from the west coast to the Midwest and when I'd first moved I was walking in my neighborhood with earbuds in and a neighbor waved to me and said something- my immediate thought was that she was flagging me down because there was an emergency, cuz why else would she be talking to a stranger walking past her house? She was just saying hi.

no one: Midwesterners: SORRY

He forgot the most important word in midwestern cultures, “Ope.”

East Coast guy: “Hang on ma, Jeffery Dahmer is walking towards me” West Coast guy: “how many dead bodies do you have?” 😂 😂 😂

As a Midwesterner living in south Florida the past couple years, I told the cashier give me what’s ever the easiest and she said that was the nicest gesture anyone has ever done lol

What’s most accurate is a non midwestern stranger being scared shitless when you say hi to them

As a midwesterner, I’m insulted at how accurate this is

This is about right. I grew up in Minnesota and got stationed in California with the Air Force way back in the 90s. I found that people out there are not interested in talking to a stranger. I found it refreshing driving home and stopping off at SA (do they still have Super Americas?) in Iowa and sparking a friendly conversation with the guy working behind the counter. He appeared so friendly after being in California for several months.

I came to the States from S. Korea about 30 years ago and have lived in many different places like Philly, LA, Chicago, Atlanta, and St. Louis, MO. For shy people, LA is the best place: they don't need to talk to strangers. For direct and clear answer demanding people, NYC and Philly are the great places: they can't live in any other places on this planet. People who are friendly but a bit shy would enjoy living in Chicago: the agriculture city is the space x for them to settle down. For people like me who enjoy talking to neighbor and are community oriented people, St. Louis, MO. is the perfect spot for their living.