Don't Look Directly At The Boiled One! | The Boiled One Phenomenon

Words cannot express how honored I am. Thank you for this. Absolutely made my week ❤ As a Mat Pat fan since childhood and indirectly introduced to the awesomeness of Earthbound (my now favorite game of all time) through it, this is just SURREAL. Thanks again Quick edit: love that you pointed out “Gob Bluth” during the Job section. big arrested development fan here

Matpat's Retirement expectation: kalm actuality: spicy

Fun fact: Vampires SHOULD be able to be reflected in modern mirrors. The reason for them not showing up in mirrors is that back in "the day," mirrors were lined with silver. Nowadays, mirrors don't have silver in them and therefore wouldn't prevent a vampire from being seen.

Title of video: “don’t look directly at the boiled one” proceeds to have the whole thumbnail a picture of the boiled one

I love how in the cold open Matpat is freaking tf out and Lee is just "😀"

Mat freaking out while Lee stares dead at the camera as he says "I don't think I trust this guy" was priceless.

13:53 his skincare routine is 2 layers of barbecue sauce twice a day, except for weekends. Weekends are just 1 layer of ketchup to get that rich, glistening and bright look. Looks: 8/10 Cost: 10/10 (Cheap) Effectiveness: 9/10 (Very Effective) IMPORTANT: Make sure to use a few drops of mustard on two weekdays to get a nice bit of orange!

39:16 “I can’t see this paper I have no hand. I can hear the laughter of thousands. I can hear the feast. I cannot move nor do I want to”

“I dont think i trust this guy” has the same energy as “i find clowns delightful”

Im so glad they like to have their longest conversations while paused on the most horrific face ever like you couldn't stop on a picture of a puppy or something 😭😭

T.o.e is actually a type of surgery where they look at your heart chambers by sticking a tube down your throat which with the heart in that room i feel like its important

I feel like T.O.E is a child, because it really wants to make friends, and in the description on one of the videos says "there's a child in there"

27:42 "good children do not play with their food UNTIL it is all gone" is a very interesting phrase, as it implies that they CAN play with their food AFTER it is all gone.

47:52 when he said "hey, how're you doing?" I received a text from an unknown number asking "how are you doing?" at the exact same time, I'm officially terrified

13:09 bro took a still frame of a BBQ chicken wing, and over-layed his face on it 💀

1:12:18 also of note here: 1. he died on April 1, 2003. very close to the dates in the videos 2. one of his prisoners was Zamperini 3. he tied an old man to a tree-- could be related to that one image of the brain-wiped man in front of a tree with a flower in front 4. the fact that he refused to meet with his former prisoner could be related too Doctor Nowhere's most recent video about the bath which speaks of avoiding guilt essentially 5. he became an insurance salesman after all that he had done which i find kind of funny

yeah id sure hope nothing follows me when i turn the lights off

“he be boilin’” is the best way to describe the comment section from doctor nowhere’s vids

39:11 flashing red text that says "I can't see this paper. I have no hand. I can hear the laughter of thousands. I can hear the feast. I cannot move nor do I want to."

Fun fact; the beeping sounds that it outputs at 1:16:02 are actually Morse Code! They say " .. ... - .. .-.. .-.. ... . . -.-- --- ..- " which, when put into a translator, says: "ISTILLSEEYOU" ("I STILL SEE YOU")