Choo Choo Charles

Alternate title: Adoring fans gaslight gamer of the year Markiplier into believing there are issues with his audio while being held hostage in a chokehold

Markiplier: I sure do hope he doesn't come around anymore. Also Mark: pulls whistle.

Mark flips between true humility and narcissistic arrogance by the minute 😂

22:56 "No, Eugene is not too loud. Eugene is dead." 🤣

I love how in most games, the character is always too slow, so you always have to match their damn pace. Eugene frekin' Barry Allen'd to the mission.

Too loud, too quiet, Eugene, pickles, missing guns, missing paints, bob guns, Walter White, so much to talk about from this stream and I loved it. Thank you Gamer of the year, our pickle hero.

I love how we all love Mark just rambling before playing the game but we all pretend that we just want him to play the game which then makes Mark take longer to start the game.

"Im a sexy train in heat, you gotta make more EGGS"- Markiplier gamer of the year 1 time failed emmy nomine.

Every stream consist of Mark gaslighting his own chat and also being gaslighted by the very same chat

Mark: makes train whistle go WHEEEEEEEEEEE Charles: HOT RUSSIAN TRAINS IN MY AREA?!

I feel like not winning an Emmy started Mark's villain arc.

Mark yelling "NOW" repeatedly every time he goes to pick a lock😂

For anyone who doesn't end up watching this video, here is a quick summary: - Mark is gamer of the year - Mark likes to talk - The Emmy's are underwhelming - HE'LL GET TO THE GAME IN A SECOND, YOU SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN - The carpet was purple - Referencing his WIRED interview, he explains that everyone does better when Mark is in them - Everyone who watches the video gets taken hostage and choked while he asks you "Do you want to breathe?"

Markiplier: Against Customization Also Markiplier: Customizes train.

2:40:12 Damn, Choo Choo Charles has GREAT comedic timing

4:01 SIT DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME 17:36 The perfect mix 18:46 Subtitles are too loud 19:10 Emmy award loser 19:40 EUGENE 21:30 I don't wanna here a peep about Eugene 22:56 Eugene is too loud 43:38 The balcony... 51:18 shoot dang 1:03:49 the gift of foresight 1:05:56 big misunderstanding 1:08:21 Red makes you go faster 1:14:37. That train ain't nothing (+gamer of the year bragging) 1:18:16 ceo of cloak 1:28:40 did your dad breathe when you knew him? 1:32:25 Train seduction 1:34:04 Your VERY dead husband. 1:34:23 that's so far away :c 1:47:35 There was no paint 1:48:09 you broke my legs 1:48:21 all of you are so stupid 1:48:36 hating on the color grey 1:52:12 Greg's favorite color is grey 1:57:49 Why didn't you guys tell me?? 2:40:11 you're done for Charles

Honestly, Mark would be so wholesomely egotistic if he HAD won an Emmy. Id expect nothing less than a full hour length stream of him just sitting in a chair next to his Emmy without saying a word and looking smugly at the camera. And we would love it.

Mark: * talks for 10 minutes straight * Charles waiting in the woods to finally kill Eugene: BITCH PLAY THE GAME

Mark saying he didn't like the fancy red-carpet event because the carpet wasn't red and it was boring is the best thing I've heard all day.

IDK why but the phrase, "'Eugene's soul resides within Tittle,' I don't think it do," in that specific tone and inflection makes me fucking weep laughing.