what would YOU do?

Friends: let’s kill him Stranger: don’t do that Jon quiñones: he was a stranger, why did you do that?

“My grandson died to a peanut allergy” The Guys: Nah not our boy he’s built different

My great aunt was on this show like almost ten years ago and she didn’t do shit

Every time Cody says “John Kwinones” a little piece of me dies

“Elderly grandfather teaches us how to mispronounce Quiñones for 20 minutes”

Cody saying “penis” and “kwinonis” for 17 minutes and 59 seconds straight

Alternate title: Cody being unsure of how to pronounce "Quiñones" for 18 minutes

Man this jon ketosis guy gives me life.

Guy 1: “Stop I have a peanut allergy, I will die.” Girl Defined, also in the restaurant: “Oh look we have a Mr. Struggle once again 🙄”

Ok but learning that lady was a third grade teacher made her cringy reaction more understandable. she put on her teacher voice and treated him like a child lol

Fun story about this show: my parents were out with people who worked at their church. There was this man and woman sitting at the table next to them and the man was treating the woman kinda shitty. Talking down to her, belittling, whispering angrily. He then left go to the bathroom. A few people at the table started talking to the woman asking if she needed a place to stay and if she was ok when Chris noticed she had bruising on her chest. When the man comes back to the table, Chris got up and started CHOKING HIM IN A HEADLOCK and then John Quinones(idk how to spell his name) and producers came out and stopped him. They asked him to sign a release waiver to use it for the show but Chris refused saying it was fucked up to put people in situations like that and that he was gonna be up all night traumatized by it. I think maybe he had a friend or family member who had been abused before and it hit close to home. While I don't mind them doing What would you do? For like, bratty kid shoplifting or whatever, that was....intense.

“My grandson died because of peanut allergies.” Guy: well that’s a you problem-

dude: allergic to peanuts me: sounds like a mr. struggle

In college  Professor: Welcome to Medicine 101, the first rule of medicine is; if you don't breathe, you die.

The lady talking to them like they're literal 3rd graders was the opposite of cringe to me. That's how you talk to people being very obnoxious - be super nice but talk to them like their brain isn't fully developed yet

it doesn't even matter how bad he pronounces Quinones it's just hysterical how many times he manages to say it

“Don’t :) touch :) his :) things :) okay?? :)” was the inner 3rd grade teacher in her coming out.

This is basically Cody fangirling over John for 18 minutes.

My parents used to make me watch WWYD when I was younger, especially episodes that featured underage drinking, drugs, and smoking. So I basically grew up thinking that eventually some shady kids were going to stop me after school and offer me drugs or something. I'm 24 now and that's never happened. I feel offended.

Little do we know: John Quiñones has cameras and actors posted everywhere. The world is his playground.