surviving a nuke by flipping a coin

>be badger >disappear for 3 months >drop 1 hour video >refuse to elaborate >disappear again

Badger over here casually dropping feature film-length shitposts in a mocap suit

It really feels like Arrowhead made Helldivers 2 specifically for Badger. The level of cool and/or stupid shit that you can do in this game must feel like the greatest gift.

Helldivers has what i like to call the "Just Cause effect." Being able to cause explosions that can backfire is the coolest thing to do

My favorite explanation of stratagems I ever heard was that they're Pokeballs, except the Pokemon are the U.S. Military

Terminids: You gonna die for some oil? Helldivers: Someone is.

I had a friend read a illegal broadcast and ask, 'are we the baddies?' Proceeded to draw a magnum and 'always have been' him. The other two team mates proceeded to execute me because, 'always have been', insinuates that I believe Super Earth is not righteous and therefore, makes me a traitor.

I feel that the secret sauce to winning on max difficulty (especially against the bots) is to treat it like Metal Gear Solid 5. Badger's crew are absolutely chaotic creatures, so they probably barely even saw it, but the game has COMPLEX stealth mechanics. You can Solid Snake your way through just about anything, including using strategems or other loud things to lure patrols away from where you want to be doing objectives. There are also specific commander enemies that WILL call in reinforcements unless you kill them quick. Game's shockingly deep.

Channels I've seen Digi at: - Soviet Womble - Neytirix - The Russian Badger He's slowly becoming the background overlord of my Youtube feed.

The fact that the average helldiver dies 14 minutes faster than the average imperial guardsman is both hilarious and disturbing.

In other words, in the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a 50/50 coin flip, Badger is effectively immortal.

Bajur: hates gambling Also Bajur: wins every 50/50 but can't pull a good pack or crate in his life

I’m surprised he didn’t mention how Arrowhead gave players the choice of either unlocking a new stratagem or saving a children’s hospital and get nothing. And surprisingly, they chose the kids. They even donated actual money to a children’s hospital in honor of what they did, and the kids sent back a letter thanking the Helldivers.

ah yes, the RussianBadger. A Canadian living in America who occasionally speaks German as a joke. His favorite animal is a shark, his TABG animal skin is a crocodile, and his profile picture is a seal. A Russian Badger if you will

Badger: I don’t like gambling it’s not good Also Badger: I have opened 440 CS:GO cases and STILL HAVENT GOTTEN A FUCKING KNIFE

"you can kill me all you want, I've already won" is a FIRE line

the difference between ULTRAKILL and helldivers is one makes you flip a coin to survive. the other makes you flip a coin to reduce a person to atoms

19:59 Heavenly ranting about Ubanea like an actual neglected war vet is killing me.

>How funny is it that I dead-a$$ sat through all almost 90 minutes of Badger and the team playing Helldivers 2, and at the end he plugs the "Gambling Saved My Rent Money" shirt (which I'm gonna get), which leads me to wonder, "Hey, where the hell is the SWAWS merch?" > >*60 seconds later email from Gamer Supps comes screaming into my inbox* > >"Hey, we know you've been waiting on your SWAWS merch, it's gonna be shipped soon!" > >*stares suspiciously in AI* 🤣

'Hopefully doesn't take 4 months' 😏 ' sees Helldivers 3 release date"