Everything GREAT About Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle!

www.audible.com/cinemawins is the correct link. Sorry, not spamming you guys, but I had the "C" capitalized in the description and apparently the audible url is case sensitive. WHO KNEW?

Jack Black was so good in this role that I never once called Bethany “he” in my head while watching it

I'm adding in multiple wins for "Smoldering Intensity"

Hup, hippos are terrifying when you find out that they 1. Are omnivorous, meaning they eat vegetables AND meat depending on their mood 2. They frequently lick crocodiles and crocodiles sit perfectly still and let it happen 3. They are extremely territorial about their water and boats in their domain sometimes piss them off

Hollywood: "People keep hating on us for casting adults to play teens!" Some genius: "What if we cast The Rock as a teens, but wrote it INTO the movie?"

"Seriously, this is Nebula, guys!" ... and Amy Pond...

“IM MISSING THE TOP HALF TWO FEET IF MY BODY” dies

So we got Jack Black, The Rock, and Kevin Hart playing teeneagers in a game all in one movie. And Jack Black is a teenage girl. Amazing

You missed a foreshadowing win with the empty chair in the school office.

"Cake makes me explode." ... Probably my favourite line in the movie. At least, that I can think of right now...

After seeing this movie with my friends I left the theatre and immediately said to them, "Well, that was far better than it had any right to be." What a wonderful surprise this movie was.

“I think he is a npc guys,” “What’s an npc? English please!” “It’s a non player character” I had this exact talk to my dad

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is a living lesson of not giving up on your movies, or at least temper your expectations. On the surface, without watching it, this movie had almost no right to exist. It looks like a retread of an old movie based on a short children's book but with popular actors, including a few who famously star in some pretty bad movies (the Rock, Kevin Hart and Jack Black have their ups and downs with their careers) but this movie turned out to be one of the best movies of last year, taking all the dumb cliches and silly tropes and actually leaning into them to simulate a low quality 90s game and actually make the experience better. I swear, when those NPCs talk I could almost see the text boxes. Good movie. Gives me hope that things like this can still be made in today's world.

Someone in my class was asking a lot of "dumb" questions to which our teacher got upset. Another guy asked "aren't you paid to answer our questions?".

"The girl is into you Spencer." W H A T That got me 😂

Everything great about Jumanji: Welcome to the jungle: Literally everything.

I'M ADDING A WIN Jack Black is ALWAYS a win in my book. Mainly because he's Po and Nacho Libre, but he's just awesome. ding

This movie was frickin' amazing. I went in to it expacting a really bland cashgrab, but the comedy, the action, all the setups and payoffs and the characters were all incredible. My favourite thing in it was the pairing of the real world characters and the video game ones. Everyone got/lost something they desired/took for granted in the real world and learned an important lesson from it. Brilliant!

I know im very late butttt Here's the thing, her speaking her mind to a teacher is VERY badass to a teen because (at least during my school years) teachers abuse their power alot and you'd get yelled at or sent to the principal's office for not doing exactly what they say or refusing to take their word as truth.

Wait, where’s the win for “ZOOLOGY B*TCH!!”