Yeah this Lifesteal base is surprisingly sad

Somehow I keep seeing comments that "IT WAS MEANT TO BE EASY" from people who clearly did not watch the video. If it was designed to be an easy job, why did they break in from the direction where it's hardest to break in,,,,, and then set off the traps on purpose...? I made fun of this kind of comment in the video and people were still dumb enough to type them.

This is why lifesteal transitioned from making their own redstone to asking redstoners to use their designs lol

That isn't a Wither Wall trap. That's the Willy Wonka Glasgow Wither Wall.

Maybe the real 100 wither wall were the friends we made a long the way

"1/4. No that's not a rating, that's the number of walls" 💀

In the end, the safest base defense was not the Warden, nor the Withers, nor the Cobblestone generating walls but... players foolishness of dropping the egg regardless. Poetry.

One of the best ways to tell if a base sucks is to skip to the middle of the video and if they are sneaking around slowly or running around clueless while saying "I'm going to die" it sucks

10:17 I think I was in the video

Remember, “The most valuable resource on Lifesteal is content.” -Clownpierce

Everyone go and make these shitty bases so Kenadian uploads more often 🐔🐔🐔

For some reason every time I see "THE SAFEST" in the title, I think about Kenadians debunk about it...

"The most secure base is a hidden one" -Mumbo K. Jumbo

"No he's scaling down the wall with the extra blocks again!" the references to previous debunks are great

Lifesteal gives me an idea on how to make a successful SMP. 1. Get some friends together 2. Hold their families hostage and force them to take acting classes 3. Give them a script for the SMP that was written in like an hour with ChatGPT 4. Record it and post it to YouTube 5. Profit.

Ok listen my idea for the safest base on minecraft: 1) dig a hole deep 3 blocks. 2)cover the top with a grass block 3) keep pressing shift 4)if you need chests place them on the floor

“Wall of 100 withers” The wither setups that are there are in a 9 x 10 rectangle orientation 9 x 10 = 100? Math ain’t mathing

The best part is that 'base' in particular resembles some old build I made when I was 10. It was a fortress made entirely out of Iron Blocks, with built in note-block alarms, sniper tower with complementary ultra-enchanted bow, and a panic room with an escape route and self-destruct buttion, not to mention a bunch of barriers ahead of the secured front door. Netherrack fire pitfalls, lava moat, obsidian + iron door(?) barrier, soul sand trap with built-in arrow turrets, intruder-detecting tripwires, piston-extending barricade on the outer perimiter, you name it, it was there. Of course the wall itself was only 5 blocks wide and 4 blocks tall, and only in front of the door. The rest of it was just haphazardly-placed iron stacked to look like something like a fortress. So, the only thing this base made by supposed adults has above 10-year-old me is that it's 'defenses' are more inventive. They're not harder to bypass in the slightest, and only cover one side. All acting of course, but with none of the real imagination.

drops the dragon egg in the void "Oops"

5:11 “correction: one of the torches that are on “ And at that moment I knew something was going to be wrong with the system, just not how wrong it would be. It’s truly a masterclass in trap design to create a trap where not only do half the triggers not work, the primary one actually renders the entire trap completely harmless even if one of the other triggers does work!

So it turns out the most effective part of this base is butter fingers from the people trying to break in