2b2t's Largest Death Trap (The Obsidian Labyrinth)

"they airlifted a cow 6,000 blocks" does 2b2t even surprise you anymore?

“Some idiot killed the guardians”. That’s 2B2T

Guy 1: "I'm trapped here" Guy 2: "So am I" Guy 1: "Cool, we can be friends until we get out, after that it gets difficult"

Fun fact: I helped spawn a wither, and yes, there were more than two. lol.

Day 1 in Minecraft: Yay my dirt house is awesome Day 4000 in Minecraft: We airlifted a cow 6000 blocks

"Only 4 deaths and 1 suicide!" - schools after finishing the day

Even though it was a death trap, it actually seems like a pretty well made event

"To be here on my main account would be *suicide.*" followed by the camera pointing to a player with the exact same skin as fitmc

Fit: "there were four deaths and one suicide" That one guy: The escape plan

geez elder guardians are non-renewable, they must have a lot of courage and commitment to find 10 of them

Players exit the portal in droves, and suddenly over the PA comes a voice: "I'm afraid you have all been misinformed. You're not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of players in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends."

“Airlifting a cow 6000 meters”. That needs to be written in a story somewhere.

Fit could be a sports announcer his voice is so powerful and he is so passionate about what he is talking about and he really knows his stuff, great job man.

Surprised he managed to go 20 seconds without saying “oldest anarchy server”

I love how YouTube auto generated caption was like "Yeah.. this shit is Korean"

Fit: Doesn't say "The oldest anarchy minecraft server" Everyone: That Fit is a spy!

The amount of politics involved is just beyond minecraft

Elder guardians brought in from “local” ocean monuments. Local on 2B means within 100k block radius :P

All you actually need is a flint and steel to escape, I'm sure one of the hallways in the maze is big enough to light a portal

Fit talking to grandchildren: Back in my day, I was in many wars. I served in 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server war in history Grandchildren: was it like world war 1 and world war 2 Fit: Worse