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"I'm Lyla, I'm your wolf" "My wolf Lyla, you're here, you're my wolf!" "Yes, Selene."

"Nightwind" "Bloodmoon" "Redwind" I love that the writers picked their Pack names via a Warrior Cats Name Generator

Finally, we found it: The "not a better love story than Twilight"

Movie dude: why won’t you call me an alpha? 😠😡😡😡 Subtitles:why won’t you call me an elephant? 😠😡😡😡

“the moon goddess gave us another” has got to be the funniest way to fill a plot hole

the best thing about this to me is the fact that "Tinfanny" was probably a typo because at the end when she gets banished, Alexander actually says "Tiffany", but it wasn't even that unbelievable because of how out of pocket the rest of the movie is

I have to applaud the actors for not laughing and cringing at every second they were filming this.

SniperWolf joke aged well 💀

no way they made every werewolf book on wattpad into a movie 💀

The line “My alpha, I came as soon as I heard.” has no business being so funny 😭

does it freak anyone else out that jackson is clearly thirty and selene turned 18 during the movie. also alexander meeting her on her 18th birthday, but jackson clearly has the biggest sexual thing for selene... could they not have made the wolf thing when your like... 25 or something. because its quite creepy.

“They’ll name condoms after this” was a bad line to hear while eating, nearly died

i am genuinely impressed by the actors. how did they say all these lines with a straight face? i don't think i'd be able to say "my alpha" or "beta luke" with cringing.

Someone fed every werewolf wattpad story into an AI and it spit out this script.

7:45 "And my poor daughter disappeared!" Like, was kidnapped or just failed to show up for wolf school the next day? I feel like this is a really big point to glaze over.

Funfact : The actress who plays Selene in this film also plays the role of a student in the Dhar Mann video

Having everyone be assigned one mate that you can reject and never get another seems like a bad way to keep the species going

The moon goddess being like "oh lmao yeah you can have another" makes me think she's just making these rules up as she goes along. Good for her.

I’m 99% sure I’ve READ that fanfic because of weird Facebook ads for weird fanfic sites If I’m right, her second « mate » is like 27 and she’s freshly 18, and the moon goddess only gave her a « fake mate » (the first alpha weird guy) to punish the guy or something. Like he’s such a bad person that the moon goddess gave him the slave/girl he loved as a mate because she knew he would reject her because of her status? And then the goddess gave the girl her actual mate or something. I remember the fanfic being so bad but I just couldn’t stop reading it because it was good entertainment.