EVERY South Park Character RANKED from WORST to BEST

Some characters I missed: The Mayor- idk how I missed her, she’d probably be mid-high b tier Al Gore- he definitely would have made sense to include but I forgot, low A tier Mickey Mouse- probably high B tier I knowingly didn’t include dogpoo because he doesn’t have much prominence

Spoiler Alert: The show will finally end with Pip waking up and realizing that its all a dream, and he is in 19th century Britain.

RIP Isaac Hayes, Chef was incredible, we deserved more episodes and scientology killed him

Im so glad Butters got the high ranking he deserves, when he got his very own episode I was ecstatic

Kenny is definitively my number 1. He's absolutely hilarious with everything he says (if you understand him) and I love the running gag where he dies. But, the main thing is the heart he has. I love the relationship he has with his little sister, and I swear I nearly cried at the end The City Part Of Town episode, where it was revealed he spent all the money he made from working to buy his sister a doll. I absolutely love his character.

Putting Pip at #1 was a bold and controversial choice, but I respect it.

Cartman Is one of, if not the greatest fictional character. The fact that they’ve kept him so good for 25 years consistently is wonderful.

"Garrison is the Cartman version of Randy." Dude, you just blew my mind with that analogy.

I actually grew up 24 blocks away from Casa Bonita. It was part of my childhood, and the south park episode was not my first introduction to it. It should, however, be noted that Mexican Disneyland is a good summary of it.

Not only does Jimmy have a stutter that affects his stand-up timing, but you missed the legs aspect. STAND-UP. He can't stand unassisted.

Jimbo is also a really good uncle, very caring and emotionally involved in stans life. In Season 25 he acts as a replacement for Cartmans dad so they can beat the teenagers in „help my teenager hates me“

Kenny (or Kyle) is the sibling we all wanted Shelley is the sibling we all got

You forgot to mention the hummle episode where Stan and His grandpa take down that one farting lady who was controlling everybody in the old folks home like some sort of Mafia boss, I personally think it's Grandpa Marsh's greatest moment when he beat her with bag full of hummles in the end of the episode and took over as the new boss, It was also the episode that had the best story arc for his character. Just wanted to point that out. I'm pretty sure it was episode 6 of season 21 or 22

The reason I think Cartman is so well written is because he completely shatters my theory on what makes characters unlikeable. My theory is that what makes a character unlikeable isn’t only their terrible actions, but their ability to get away with them. For example, characters like Micah Bell from Red Dead Redemption, or Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter not only commit objectively evil actions, but they are consistently infuriating due to their constant avoidance of consequences or justice. Cartman, however, regularly commits horrible actions and is also rarely punished for them, yet he is still a very likable character. This just stumps me for some reason.

I love how they developed PC principal into a character with more depth than a stereotype. But one thing you didn’t mention was that his other main personality trait is that he’s a stereotypical frat bro which usually aren’t PC in the real world. They make these 2 diametrically opposed traits work so well together in a way that isn’t annoying and still funny.

I honestly feel kinda bad for Pip just because of how he was treated lmao. He got ripped on because he was a nice British kid, and he just ends up getting crushed by Mecha Streisand because the writers probably forgot about him and needed tie up the loose ends

All time favorite Mr.mackey moment is when cartmen feeds him the cupcake and he just keeps going "oh its bad"

So happy to see Kenny get the high-ranking he deserves. He easily became one of my favourite characters after the Mysterion arc. Him and Butters deserve SO MUCH better than the horrible parents and home lives they have 😢

In my teenage and younger adult years, I found Mr. Stotch to be hilarious. I'm now 26 years old and I cannot comfortably watch an episode where he has a prominent role. His abusive behavior towards Butters stopped being funny and instead became a reminder to me that someone, somewhere, actually treats their kid that way with no humor intended.

"his only real character trait was his urge to die" same