Moist Meter | God of War Ragnarok

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Published 2022-11-18
God of War: Ragnarok (2022 action-adventure video game), developed by Santa Monica Studio and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment for Playstation 5, Playstation 4 as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.

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All Comments (21)
  • @kingnoob7581
    The voice actor for Thor is literally imaculate. The voice I feel is the most perfect one for Thor.
  • @animan4498
    “Death can have me when it earns me” is still a line I keep in my mind since I played that part. Raw ass line
  • "Loki will go. Atreus remains." That simultaneously broke me and made me whole at the same time.
  • @gazh4120
    One bit of dialogue that sticks in my head was when Kratos said to Freya "I do not regret saving your life, and never will. But the choice between life and death was yours to make. I should not have robbed you of that choice". That moment, followed by the small smile of acceptance from Freya, then the deep breath of relief of tension from Kratos after she walks away. It was masterfully directed and acted scene.
  • I liked how Kratos was more open about his past, more willing to answer questions about his previous life.
  • Kratos kneeling & asking for broks blessing for the spear got me. It was such an unexpectedly wholesome moment I just instantly cried
  • The way the writers came up with all the clever dialogues. The vocabulary used in those sentences, man. So good. The dialogues are just insanely good.
  • Spoilers When Brok was trying to get the blessing from the Lady of the forge and couldn't, but then Kratos said that it needed the blessing of a master blacksmith, I about cried at how sweet that was. This game brought me to tears multiple times and no other game I have ever played has done that. 100/100 for me
  • @eliabbott3270
    the line that really got me was “you’re not the god you once were” “return my son or you’ll meet the god i once was”
  • @Beezy1337
    The sidequests make it a lot better, especially if you realize that they have voicelines for every quest for both atreus and freya.
  • Sindri was MVP. Seriously incredible VA performance. The future of this franchise is bright.
  • Being able to 100% this game was probably the most rewarding experience largely due to it being so well made, and exploring post game opening up paths that weren’t previously available. It’s a comfort game along with its predecessor that Id happily play again start to finish
  • That scene where Kratos says he's sorry and Atreus tells him to be better made me almost shed massive tears, what a game. What an experience.
  • @mesadrums375
    The growth is honestly incomparable. They didn’t revert back to a cold shouldered Kratos who just yells “Boy” all the time, he’s always there for his son and shows it on his sleeve this time around and it’s beautiful to see.
  • @kingsley9352
    "Death can have me when it earns me" is the hardest line I've ever heard.
  • I don't know if other people noticed or cared as much as I did, but I loved all the little creatures they sprinkled around in every realm. They were so detailed for how small they were and I would basically play Where's Waldo in every new area looking for the cute little critters.
  • @mcm426
    God of War 2018 and Ragnarok are some of the only games that make me truly want to hear all the dialogue and really pay attention to it. It's like a little treat anytime the characters are just talking to each other while exploring.
  • @ElswSwine-
    That ending of kratos being happy/relieved seeing that image of people worshiping him made me cry. That part itself deserves GOTY. His growth throughout his whole journey is amazing
  • Favorite part was where Kratos told Atreus he was doing side quests to spend more time with him. Enjoying what could have been their last moments doing something good together with Mimir. Reminding themselves of simpler times.
  • When Sindri destroyed the cannons near the end, turned around and said: "more or less what you expected?" with his red, teary eyes... Nearly cried as well there