CRAZY WRONG NUMBER CALLER

One time this guy called me and said "hey, where are you with the drugs?" 😂 I told him "I'm a police officer and I'm coming right now!" He yelled "oh sh**!" And hung up. 😂 That was the best day of my life.

"Who's this?" Rebecca. "Who did you say you were again?" Velma Dinkley.

"What did you say your name was?" "... Velma Dinkley." LOVE IT.

I once had an elderly woman call my phone several times and leave threatening voice messages about what she would do if I did not return her daughter. I had no idea who she was or what happened to her daughter. I didn't get her initial calls because I didn't have my phone on me for a few hours but about a half hour after I checked my voicemails she called back and apologized, realizing she had the wrong number. I do hope her daughter is alright.

A woman called me once and started harassing me. I hung up. She called 10 times and I told her to stop. Guess what she did, she told the police that 'I' was harassing 'her'. All I said was, " Stop calling me, stop cussing at me and check the number again. If you call me one more time, I'm calling the police." These are the moments where I start regretting the fact that I have a phone.

"You're screwed no matter what you say". I'm impressed you handled this psycho as well as you did.

Someone once texted me happy birthday and told me they love me, they hope it’s amazing, and that I totally deserve it. My birthday wasn’t for another six months. So I told them “That’s really thoughtful. You should say that to whoever’s birthday it is, because I think you have the wrong number.” After they apologized, I told them “No problem. Tell your buddy a stranger said happy birthday.” They responded, “Haha will do, thanks 😊”

One time I got a call from a scam caller, so my friend moaned into the phone and my other friend said this was the Krusty Crab. The caller went silent and hung up.

"Jinkies! It sounds like you have the wrong number."

”good luck Chris, you’re screwed no matter what you say”

I once got sent a photo of a full-body Fursuit. The suit was folded neatly with the Mask and "Paws" sitting next to it. Few seconds later I get sent a text from the same person telling me that the suit was finished, packaged and is currently in the process of being delivered. I told them that they had the wrong number, and I have never been blocked so fast after only one sentence lmao.

Her incompetence to not check the number infuriates me to an unhealthy degree

I got a wrong number call a few years ago and it was almost like this one. This lady was yelling at me for making her husband cheat on her with me.. I had just gotten the number and I was just sitting there like.. “no?” And she kept yelling at me and eventually I just had tell her “Ma’am... I’m 14.” She just went quiet and then hung up. 🤣

“Who did you say you were again?” “Velma Dinkley” That killed me

I think it's cute that Becca didn't realize how "Trust me, honey, I don't see any men. Period." would sound and how easily she was going to be misinterpreted. Like, that phrase doesn't say "Straight woman who hasn't been on a date in a long time", that phrase sounds like something only a queer woman would say. So it's really funny she didn't realize how it sounded.

Thank you for animating realistic body types always. It makes me feel like a normal human.

The "Velma Dinkley" part was my favorite - I'm surprised she didn't catch the reference right away. XD

Whenever my cousin gets called by a random number she always answers with "I've got the body. Meet me at the lake at 7." 😂

My neighbours are total jerks, so one day my dad told a friend (who lived in a different country) their number. Then my dad's friend plastered the number EVERYWHERE, saying that the person who had this number had a $50 piano for sale with free shipping. Soon after, my neighbours got hundreds of calls from the US asking for a cheap piano. My mom ended up prank calling them once while this was happening and the neighbour said he was a police officer and he was tracking this call. The phone recorded everything. Since the neighbour knew it was us who spread his number now, he called the cops on us. When the cops came, my mom showed the officer the recording from her phone and the neighbour got in trouble for impersonating a police officer and we got off the hook. Every time I think of this story I laugh until I cry.

My friend (a minor) had the same issue. A woman insisted that her bf was cheating on her with my friend. My friend hung up, but the woman kept calling and wouldn’t go away until she gave the phone to her mom.