Resident Evil Village FAQ
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Published 2021-05-29
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All Comments (21)
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I’m surprised Ethan didn’t say “You’re the one who’s a baby” when getting in the elevator.
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I was surprised dunkey didnt say his famous catch phrase "Did i mine that?"
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the best part about ethan’s shitty comebacks is that they always come like 6 seconds after the boss is already dead
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Lady dimitreacu: “honey you ain’t nothing but cursed goods” Ethen: punches “you’re cursed goods”
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'It's almost like I'm in a village of evil residents' - Ethan
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Dimitrescu: turns into a giant dragon, is killed Ethan: "It's tail time!"
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Ethan after killing a zombie: “you’re the most killdest guy”
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We never knew how truly smooth Ethan's brain was until now because he was still the smartest person in the RE 7 Hillbilly house.
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falls hundreds of feet and survives "Airplane license, what for?" -Ethan
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I want a game with a Badass protagonist that constantly fucks up his witty one liners by stuttering.
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Ethan Winters is great because he's just some guy who's so tired of being in a horror game. He just wants to go home but bullshit keeps happening to him.
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Ethan gets his leg chopped off with a shovel "You know, Jack, I can't stand for this behavior."
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Kills something Ethan: "Looks like the douchebag convention's in town."
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"Holy freaking crap Mia, this is worse than the time I was a Resident in an Evil Village." - Ethan 'The Champ' Winters
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"I'm fragile, but not that fragile" -Ethan
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Ethan's wonderful insights on whatever crazy shit is happening completely turns the game into a comedy
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Gets both hands torn open and nearly ripped off. Ethan - "Bunch of crazy witches."
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Ethan: "Oh, yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."
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“Can I lend you a hand” - Ethan Winters, probably
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He probably had the calmest reaction to the giant fetus
