Disturbing a Dreadnought | a Warhammer 40k story

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Published 2022-12-02
In the Grim Darkness of the far future, wifi passwords get forgotten, remote controls fall down the back of sofas, and people still forget whether or not their friends want pizza. Luckily the centuries old Dreadnoughts of the Space Marine chapters are old enough to remember this essential information.

dreadnought voice tutorial coming soon-ish I swear

Sleeping Dreadnought art by Max Murray
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All Comments (21)
  • @simtexa
    I love how despite being so utterly irritated at being pestered with "trivial" matters, the Dreadnought still considers Brother Quandalius' birthday an important enough event to be awakened for.
  • @metamain1980
    There's a reason why Bjorn is nicknamed "grandpa" but he likes being disturbed to talk about war stories
  • @markw.6768
    I love how chill the dreadnought actually is, like you can tell he loves his annoying little brothers
  • @Xbalanque84
    I love the fact that the venerable brother was willing to let his inopportune awakening slide in the face of sitting through Mechanicus tech support.
  • Fun fact, dreadnoughts occasionally call regular space marines “little brother”
  • @DeusExAngelo
    I mean while I get the Dreadnought’s anger at being constantly awoken for trifling manners, atleast his battle brothers are still thinking about him. They cared enough about him, his opinion, and so forth to get his opinion on the upholstery. As well as invite him to have some pizza. Like grandkids wanting to be involved with their grandparents. …. I think I will call my grandparents, see how they are doing.
  • @nickster5207
    WHY! WHY HAVE YOU AWAKENED ME THIS TIME! "So um-yea, our primarch is back. He has proclaimed a crusade."
  • I mean to be fair: Forgetting the wifi password can actually have an effect on the chapter's military capabilities, and The pizza thing was them genuinely trying to be nice.
  • I like to imagine that the dreadnought isn’t being woken up daily, it’s just that his perception of time is so busted that he thinks a several week or month gap between awakenings is a day.
  • @sprksmr7208
    Dreadnought's name is literally "brother sleepyhead"
  • 0:13 This is literally just 2 kids trying to wake up a parent so they can get something done because they actually do need it done as it's genuinely important, but both are fucking shitting bricks at actually waking the person up.
  • Ah 40k. Where everything is so over the top that awakening a half-dead super soldier inside of a gun-casket about a remote is only slightly silly.
  • @Psyrus88
    I like how the Dreadnought is completely understanding of the fact that awakening him was preferable to interacting with Mechanicum IT.
  • Good thing for the Ultramarines since it has no arms it's just an angry box now
  • @odeon6139
    In school we had to go ask the principal in his office for the balls for the ping pong tables during recess, and everytime we went in pairs : one knocking at the door, one asking. Fair division of labor was an unwritten rule
  • @gagemullis313
    How it feels being the only experienced guy left at your job
  • @donkface8509
    Honestly though, Emperor bless this Dreadnought's still beating heart for being so patient up to this point. Most dready's wouldn't even bother waking up most of the time, and if they did, they probably would whinge and whine like an old guy, or accidentally kill the nearest techmarine for being that goddamn grumpy
  • Dreadnoughts are some of the most relatable characters in 40k. And that's saying something, knowing how unrealistically grimdark warhammer 40k is. They've been through a lot of shit and just want to sleep. Anyways, geat work as always.
  • I feel for that Dreadnought. Constantly being awoken for silly reasons like the wi-fi password, pizza, carpeting, and the TV remote. The birthday card gets a pass though. If only he was like that one Blood Angels Dreadnought that drinks blood. So he could have eaten the pizza. I mean, I personally would still want to eat pizza even after enturnment in a Dreadnought sarcophagus.