David Cross - The Difference Between Americans and Canadians

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#DavidCross on what Americans insult Canada about, the worst slogan for a tattoo parlor, and the tattoo he plans to get next.

#DavidCross stand up from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2016.

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All Comments (21)
  • @EricWBurton
    The amount of confidence David Cross has on stage must be massive. He is so good.
  • This bit, like nearly all of his bits, lampoons dumbasses, cliches, the idiocy of so many humans, and he's one of the only comedians that nearly always makes me laugh.
  • I love how he crosses all the lines and jsut keeps going. Its too funny.
  • @ajs3147
    I have a get what you get tattoo. I put a coin in an old school gumball machine and a little pop top ball came out. It was around Halloween so all the designs were spooky. It cost 100 bucks and you could get another choice for 25. I'm so happy with my floating eyeball with bat wings.
  • The " git what'cha git " is really just a vending machine like at a supermarket and you get tattooed what ever generic flash image is on the piece of paper.
  • @polarbearbianca
    He out there looking low key part of the blue man group, living the dream I see
  • Haven’t cracked up that hard for stand up in a long time. That tattoo one had me in stitches
  • @quahntasy
    David cross looking better with age.
  • @86crazy8ts
    The set up for the tattoo joke was brutal. Sounded like me trying to set up a joke.
  • I have always found being polite is the best possible policy for day to day life.
  • @janrees4887
    There's an artist in my city- famous tattoo artist, his waiting list is over 6 months. But you can't choose what you want. He's so famous as a brilliant artist that people pay him to give them a tattoo that he chooses for them. I know someone who went to him and he's really happy with it. But you have to be really brave to get a tattoo you didn't choose yourself.
  • @yuhyuh7603
    "No that's too much power!" that was great.