Demolition Man - Life Simulator 2020 Edition

"Just put me back in the freezer." The way everyone who grew up pre 1990 feels in 2020.

"John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute." This art imitating life thing really sucks these days!

Simons Phoenix’s best quote: “Look, you can’t take away peoples right to be assholes”…

I don't think I've ever seen an actor having more fun in a role than Wesley Snipes in this movie.

Drinker: 'OK, you're going to jump from that helicopter using a bungee rope.' Stuntman: 'Oh... Uhm, won't I bounce back up into the rotors?...' Drinker: 'Nah, it'll be fine.'

"We're Police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!"

The sheer brass balls on a villain like Fenix, though. "You're under arrest!" "No, I'm not."

My dad recently visited my home for the first time in a decade. My wife had decorated the bathroom with a sea theme. I put three seashells on the counter and my dad caught the reference. I had told my wife about it (she had no idea what I was referring to) and I'm glad my dad pulled through!

One of Dennis Leary's best lines: "I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener"

Demolition Man is a cautionary tale about how, when society vilifies all forms of masculinity, society inadvertently allows those who express masculinity in its most violent and immoral form, to act with impunity. The way to counteract this problem is to NOT to demonize masculinity as a whole, but to allow those who express their masculinity within a moral framework to act as a check against those with no moral boundaries.

I think the idea of the fully-functional weapons in the museum legit works to the film's favor, since it shows just how ill-prepared everyone is. They are so certain their system is ''working'' that they never even entertained the possibility that someone would go in there and actually use one.

Demolition Man was fun to see on the big screen. Wesley was having a good time, Sly was in good form, and Sandra Bullock was adorable all over the place.

This movie was literally 25 years ahead of it's time.

This is one of Stallone’s best films and you cannot change my mind.

That scene where he swears at the machine and uses the tickets for toilet paper is f.ing gold

Every year that goes by in the post 2000's world, the more this movie starts to look more like a documentary.

The scene where he literally wipes his ass with infractions for profanity is easily the most relatable in the movie

The Denis Leary speech that he made underground is utterly relevant today. That’s right. You see, according to Cocteau’s plan, I’m the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech, freedom of choice. I’m the kind of guy who would sit in the greasy spoon and think “Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the big rack of Barbecued spare ribs with the side order of gravy fries?” I WANT high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese alright? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinatti in a non-smoking section. I wanna run around naked with green jell-o all over my body reading a Playboy magazine. Why? Because maybe I feel the need to okay pal? I’ve SEEN the future, you know what it is. It’s made by a 47 year-old virgin in gray pajamas soaking in a bubble bath, drinking a broccoli milkshake and thinking “I’m an Oscar-Meyer Wiener”. You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau’s way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other option: come down here, maybe starve to death.

I saw this opening weekend when I was 15. My parents took me and a friend of mine to see it. It was soooo much fun. Funny thing was, I remember thinking how impossible it was for society to change THAT much in only 40 years… Well it’s been only 30 years since it’s release, and a big chunk of these actually have come true.

“Jeffery Dalmer? I like that guy!” Loved that line by Snipes.