Warhammer 40k Primarchs if they were Explained by Jordan Peterson

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Published 2022-12-14

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  • "I'm not gonna get all guilty and lose, I'm gonna get all cruel and win." -Lion El'Jonson seconds before nuking a civilian population to draw out Konrad Curze
  • @Zadkiel862
    "I've been attacked by 20 miniature pitbulls" I admit, I lost it at that one.
  • @sdpolukhin
    "You're quite a monster, and it would be better for your kids if they didn't get on your bad side" fits Perturabo waaaay too well
  • @WackyModder84
    Dear God, that bit with Ferrus Manus was SAVAGE. 😂
  • @MikeCGannon
    This is absolutely brilliant. "Your persona doesn't shout 'Intellectual'." 😂
  • "Worthless, useless, bitter, resentful, and unproductive" yep that sums up Lorgar LOL.
  • @wowarmy8154
    "I could kill 10 men in the time it takes you to hang me" that line is raw af
  • "You're dark, you're a monster, you really are.... But that's actually useful." I'm fucking dying, mates. 🤣
  • That was possibly the most accurate description of Magnus I have ever seen.
  • @succubasu
    I love how Magnus' isn't even insulting him or describing his personality, it's just a traumatic experience he went through 😭