Cocaine Bear and other Famous Drug Using Animals

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Simon not being able to understand his scripts, forgetting every subject he's covered before, and insane tangents is what I'm here for.

There was this case in Siberian nature preserve where the staff noticed that the empty barrels from the patrol helicopter fuel started to go missing, but the baffling part was why would anyone steal the empty barrels, turned out the local bear population developed a taste for the fuel fumes and started steal the barrels so they can huff on them, isn't nature beautiful.

"I thought i was a tiger for most of the afternoon!" I cant remember the last time ive laughed this hard

I remember when this channel was fuelled by cocaine and caffeine!! Bring back the script slapping and King Danny 10 mins intros

Ibogaine sounds like it's what Scarecrow put in the water of Gotham in Batman Begins

Ibogaine treatment is the future of rehabilitation, Simon. It has a higher success rate than the most expensive rehabs in parts of the world that don't use it. Affordable ibogaine rehabilitation in the United States would probably really help with the massive opioid crisis.

"I'm a time travelling tiger!" Probably the best line I've ever heard, anywhere, at any time.

"Ursine" comes from the Latin word for bear (ursus) and is an adjective for anything relating to bears. Similarly, things related to dogs are canine; things related to cattle are bovine; etc.

Dawww! I was hoping you’d mention Buzzwinkle the moose from Anchorage Alaska who was famous for getting drunk off of fermented crabapples, causing a ruckus, and passing out in the middle of town. He had a fondness for christmas lights when getting bombed, and if he happened to pass out in the middle of a road motorists would have to decide if they wanted to risk trying to wake him up. Sometimes he’d be so hammered though that he couldn’t be roused and workers would need to use tractors to move his drunk butt outta the way 😂

BTW, Simon, the idea that a toxic mushroom is closely related to really deadly mushrooms like the Death Cap or Destroying Angel is not all that odd. Consider some of the foods we humans eat. Potatoes and tomatoes are both closely related to Deadly Nightshade, and we eat those (the tomatoes and potatoes) all the time don't we? And guess what? Carrots and caraway seeds and dill seeds are all very closely related to Poison Hemlock, the poison by which Socrates was executed.

Kudos to Kevin for the best 9/11 joke I've ever been jump scared by.

Simon should demonstrate each drug. One a month. It could be a whole new channel.

Ibogaine, is not terror inducing at all. I went through ibogaine treatment in mexico and it was an amazing experience that really did more for me getting clean than anything else did.

Cocaine Bear is Simon's Spirit Animal

Simon's next soundbite: I can't work unless I'm on LSD.

This was the episode we all needed😂 Simon's love of drugs is shining through 🤣 allegedly and a 9/11 joke 😂

I told my wife the real story of Cocaine Bear, and she started crying for the bear and I could not bring the subject up anymore.

Story of my mom: she spent several weeks on a farm, which also had cows on a pasture. And plum trees on the same pasture. When it was August, the plums did ripen, then over-ripen, and fall to the ground. The cows wolfed them down, which had a visible effect on their less than stellar gait. When she asked what was wrong with them, the farmer told her that they would do that each time when it was the season of fermented plums... Btw: Santa Claus was initially clad in brown.

Couple things, Simon: - As a native Kentuckian, there’s no such thing as ‘posh’, even in Lexington with all the horse farms - JAG stands for ‘Judge Advocate General’ and is used for all US military officers who are attorneys. The tv show JAG focused on the Navy & Marine Corps side though, so you were only half-wrong hahaha Great video as always, Blaze Squad!