Ranking EVERY Food in Minecraft

Since I start a new Minecraft world with my friends every summer this MIGHT be the last video with this world as the primary background footage… may it rest in peace….

"slightly faster pace" Proceeds to yap for 21 minutes

Cant wait for "ranking every minecraft light source" with first place being the brown mushroom for emitting a light level of 1 and enabling efficient swamp slime farms

Can’t wait for at 300K ranking every item/block in Minecraft

Cant wait for him to say "some are bound to be worse than others" Thats my source of dopamine

Its worth mentioning that mushroom soup is the only food thats "safe" to get in the nether, but I dont think this changes its spot on the list because that only really matters if you start in the nether or get stranded there.

Odyssey should run a coffee shop, consisting of only "Yappochinos"

Number 1 is clearly gonna be rotten flesh because my name’s Hannibal Lecter

Addition to pumpkin pie: Farmer villagers trade 4 pumpkin pie, making the item easily accessible if you have a good amount of emeralds. I myself eat almost exclusively pumpkin pies simply by leveling up the villagers

I'm waiting for a music disc tier list 🤌

5:17 KEEP INVENTORY SPOTTED !! ⚠️⚠️⚠️ SEND IN THE WARDEN IN REAL LIFE !! 😈

20:00 Hoglins drop ~2 porkchop when killed and even very simple hoglin farms can drop around 6,000 cooked porkchop per hour. Personally factoring this in I would separate the beef and the porkchop and most of the time consider porkchop the #1 given how easy it is to afk and obtain.

I feel like chorus fruit should be higher, simply because there's no other food that can deliver the uses it gives. Most Minecraft foods can be removed and wouldn't really change anything, as they can easily be replaced with a food very similar to it. Removing chorus fruit will significantly change what you can and can't do, though, as chorus fruit is the only food that can do stuff such as teleporting you through unbreakable walls and saving you from fall damage.

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Worth mentioning: Villager trades you missed, possibly to reduce yapping. Note: All raw meat and fish can be traded into butchers and fishermen Butcher: Sells Rabbit Stew at one emerald to one stew novice trade. Sells Cooked porkchop and cooked chicken at one emerald for 5 pork or 8 chicken in respective apprentice trades. Buys Dried kelp blocks at a ten block to one emerald expert trade. Buys Sweet berries at a ten berry to one emerald master trade. Farmer: Sells bread at one emerald for 6 bread novice trade. Buys melon blocks at a 4 block to one emerald journeyman trade. Sells Pumpkin Pie at one emerald for 4 pie apprentice trade. Sells cake at one emerald to one cake expert trade. Sells Sus Stew (Night vision, Jump boost, Weakness, Blindness, Poison, Saturation) at one emerald to one stew expert trade. Fisherman: Buys Tropical fish at a six fish to one emerald expert trade. Buys Pufferfish at a four fish to one emerald master trade.

I really don't mind your yapping, Central. Because unlike most other YouTubers there's actual substance to it and it's pleasant to listen to.

Sorry if it sounds corny but im not in my best moment rn and your content cheers me up a bit. It's just so relaxing and funny to see, thank you for making this kind of videos.

Imo, there's no reason why dried kelp should be the only food item that can be quickly eaten. Maybe other food items might be more interesting if they could be quickly eaten as well. Some of them would be sweet berries, glow berries (plz Mojang, make them give glowing effect), spider eyes ('cause why not?) and cookies, at least making cookies a bit more valuable. Another idea to make food more interesting (although more complex) is removing (or decreasing) the movement reduction when eating some food items (those mentioned before). Imagine if cookies could be eaten while running without slowing you down (definitely won't make chasing players harder lmao). Also, there was a Combat Snapshot Test where high saturation regeneration was removed from every food. I'd keep it for soups and stews.

Bro said he’d be doing a short video this week and cooked up an essay 😭

15:19 idk why but this genuinely scared tf out of me