The New Dirty Secrets of Food Marketing

“We’re out of room for condiments” *Has 8 jars of half finished pickles

Brave of Big A to let Ted Lasso take over his channel

What's so annoying about AI is that making jobs obsolete isn't actually a bad thing in itself, the real issue is that all the profits will be passed on to the owners instead of literally anyone else. I'd be ecstatic about, let's say, 30% of all jobs being made obsolete if that meant we could all just work 30% less, keep everyone employed and still economically sound with prices also dropping by 30%. But instead we're just gonna make the richest even richer and throw more people into desperate poverty. Just feels like every technological advancement takes us closer to a potential Star Trek-esque future utopia but we at every turn instead do our best to get to some cyberpunk dystopia as fast as possible.

In the Netherlands they also added a sugar tax to drinks. Only milk/dairy products are exempt from this rule. Now every drink has 0.05 % milk in it for the "flavor"

I still think Vitamin Water was the greatest marketing scam of all time. These geniuses put a soda’s worth of sugar into a bottle and sprinkled a couple vitamins on top and called it Vitamin Water. What is so next level is that they could have made it taste really good but that would be too unbelievable so they purposely made the taste worse, they made it taste like it was watered down fruit juice. By the time everyone noticed and Vitamin Water lost the lawsuit it had been almost a decade and they had become a billion dollar brand. The lawsuit only ended up being a slap on the wrist, they barely lost any money from it.

The real illusion of choice that should be talked about is the “brands that are competing against each other” say in snacks are really all the same company

the 'stach jumpscared me. i dont hate it, it just triggered my fight or flight response for a second

The April Fool’s joke was a Marketing Monday on an actual Monday

I work as a full-time ghostwriter for fiction and non-fiction books, and the line between 'ghostwriting' and 'conning people' is so fine. I would say 99% of the people I work for don't care either way; they just want to make some money

Robots have been making food in factories for decades they deserve a promotion to the kitchen.

17:16 DONT TYPE IT INTO YOUR BROWSER WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

Think another important thing about the apple juice situation is that we have more apples than we eat which is part of why the juice is so cheap. Remember a story a few months back about apple farms just throwing away apples because they had no buyers.

Automation for the few instead of the public is a one way trip to dystopia

To be fair smoothies and fruit juices have always been predominantly apple juice, because of its consistency, and it’s reliability as a base.

Bro looks like he's about to visit every rainforest café in America

I like the mustache, he looks like a reformed murderer who regrets his past

As a busy professional, I love the Glizzy Gospel cookbook!

Big A please shave the mustache. For everyones well being I acknowledge my mistake the stache is fire

Just preordered the book and as a busy professional, I can't wait to to see it and try that intricate, commendable, and innovative ranch ice cream recipe

Seeing how dystopian the world is getting is doing a number on me. Hopefully they release a condiment flavored cereal drug to ease my mind about being a human.