The Acolyte Episode 5 Is Pure F***ing Stupidity (Review)
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Published 2024-06-26
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All Comments (21)
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I let my anger get the best of me, it’s not the worst episode yet 🤣 however it’s still bloody awful!
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The blaming of one... The blaming of two... The blaming of many~....
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The worse this show gets, the better the reviews get.
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I'm just waiting for the end of the finale, where Qui-Gon wakes up and states- "what a strange dream, I must tell Obi-Wan".
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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Sith is Jedi.
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Since Jedi don't have a purpose then this show's only purpose is to destroy star wars.
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Disney promoting the Dark side as "morally good" is the most funniest irony ever setup
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"worst episode yet" you are tripping if you think that no way it was worse than 3 or 4
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It's funny how the High Republic setting was supposed to be the golden woke era of Disney's SW, but in the end they still make stories of wokes being marginalized in the form of Sith, and Jedi being corrupt in the form of cops. They fetishize their own oppresion, allergic to the idea of being the new status quo because then they wouldn't be able to label themselves as revolutionaries.
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"The jedi are evil,The sith are good, Anakin blew up the death star R2D2 is a lesbian,C-3P0 is gay,The force is a thread, weird lesbian space witches can now make kids,and now Sith lords,the most powerful beings in the galaxy,that can wipe out multiple Jedi,can now be defeated by a flashlight and bugs
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EVERY episode of The Acolyte is The Worst Episode YET.
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What we've learned today that they could've stopped Palpatine's rise with birds instead of training the new generation of Jedi for completely no reason.
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It's funny how the writers for The Acolyte and Satan both have the same line of logic when it comes to the concepts of good and evil.
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Not even a lightsaber can penetrate plot armor.
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Wait, I thought Mae was going to give herself up to the Jedi anyways? How did he kill the Wookie before Mae got there as well? This writing is absolute trash. The sith dude is one minute clumsy then smashes everyone...except the bugs
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This show continues to highlight the intellectual vacuum of KK, Filoni amd Headland. It is hard to believe that this is a real show. Ignore the canon and fandom, this show is just utter trash. I can only think that someone has mountains of blackmail "dirt" on others to get this garbage approved. Even using $100 notes as toilet paper would be money better spent rather than waste $180 million this way.
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20,000 degrees would cook much of that leg even on a graze.
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Episode 3 "Worst episode yet" Episode 4 "Worst episode yet" Episode 5 "Worst episode yet" Episode 6 ... well , you know where this is going.
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Not even a good lightsaber duel will save this show...
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When I look at these episodes and their length, at the end it turns out that the entire series is about 3 hours long, which is as long as a movie. And we are supposed to believe that 180 million was spents on these 3-hour film made into a series? Where is the money, why does Coruscant's skyline look worse than in the prequels?
