Fitness Influencers are Pretending to be Monkeys
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Published 2024-04-23
I found some fitness influencers who are promoting the monkey lifestyle let's learn about it
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All Comments (21)
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“you’re monkeying around pathetically” rhyming with yosemite… this monkey rap unironically goes off i fear
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Long haired Kurtis looks like he could convince us all to join a commune in the 60s that’s totally not a cult whatsoever.
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“I’m swinging on vines Jane said you last 6 seconds” followed by Kurtis laughing like he didn’t just say the most fucking fire line ever
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As someone who got yelled at for climbing a centennial oak in college to find a good place to study, I can't really hate on the monkey movement. I mean, let's face it, climbing things and eating fruit all day sounds like the IDEAL life.
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"she do the walk of shame on her knuckles" is crazyyy😭
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Monkeyfluencers are the future. No unhealthy overpriced products, no capitalizing off body dysmorphia, just pure Monke.
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The cutaways are an integral part of the Kurtis Conner video watching experience. A perfect cutaway should actually be so long you forget what video you were watching in the first place. Keep up the good work, brother!
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The fact that they're friends makes me so happy actually
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"Call me key I'm surrounded by peel" this is the tortured poet taylor swift was talking about
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" Now I may not be a monkey genetically, homo-sapiens, technically" holy sweet balls of fire that was lit as hell
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Therapist: Long haired kurtis isnt real he cant hurt you long haired kurtis:
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lost the opportunity to say “they’re going absolutely apesh*t “ instead of monkey mode😭😭
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Beatboxing puppy
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"reject modernity embrace monke" we all chant in unison
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“Call me key I’m surrounded by peel” goes SO unironically hard
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On the topic of he/his, I think "primal parkour" (almost more than normal parkour just by looking at his videos here) falls under the category of "this is why women live longer."
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Met Kurtis once in public. He threw a water bottle at my head and called me ugly. Absolutely bananas 🥰
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ngl 1500 euro for an excursion like that is pretty reasonable. like, so many influencers charge 10k to breathe their air for that many days, really feels like this guys actually really enjoys what he's doing and wants to share it
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I know a guy who tried going barefoot for the “benefits” and on day one, he stepped on broken glass. At least he clowns on himself for it lmao
