Best Putin jokes
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Published 2016-08-15
Timing:
1. 0:00 Putin holds a meeting with volunteers in Sochi, 2014.
2. 0:47 Putin about Berlusconi.
3. 1:13 Putin asks German partners to make up their mind.
4. 1:56 The anecdote about the spy.
5. 2:36 Putin interview the former Prime Minister of France.
6. 3:46 Putin about the law prohibiting homosexual propaganda.
7. 4:09 About Trump.
8. 5:51 About Snowden.
9. 7:01 The honest old man.
10. 8:08 Putin in Austira.
11. 8:45 About sanctions.
12. 9:15 On the wedding-night.
13. 10:21 Reply to Estonian journalist.
11. 13:20 Wifes and love-mates.
12. 13:52 Once more about Snowden.
All Comments (21)
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Putin visits Estonia: Immigration officer says: "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".
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представляю лицо переводчика, когда путин произнёс "уконтрапупить"
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Putin on German: Are you going to heat with firewoods? DAMN, prophetic.
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Putin: Gas, coal, food...etc EU: We don't get it Putin: That's right, you don't get it.
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"Russia is a country who doesn't hand over human rights defenders." Priceless!
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If a fraction of the American media would take 10 minutes out of their day to listen to a single extended interview with Putin, they'd understand his logic and where he "is coming from." He's perfectly reasonable. In fact, he is remarkably reasonable. You can tell very quickly that the man is clearly very intelligent. Very charismatic, yet still pretty somber and reserved as a world leader. If I were Russian (I am American) I would absolutely love this man. He takes no shit. And when you examine his foreign policy positions as well as his actual geopolitical moves, I must admit, he is playing the world game of chess as a master. He can see and think many steps ahead of others, and is very well reasoned and calculated. Trump should have no shame in praising him simply as a strong leader. He most definitely is a strong leader. He views on what he sees as American hostility are hard to dismiss if one thinks from his perspective.
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God damnn.! Germany and firewood joke is becoming a reality.!
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He speaks better german than some of our horrible politicians. 😅
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Wow. When he gave that woman history lesson. Its like music to my ears. Krasiva
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He speaks fluent sarcasm and smiles without showing puns. Very intellectual indeed.
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Jokes or not, President Vladimir Putin looks like the only adult in the room!
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I feel sorry that foreigners cannot understand Russian. You have to hear the intonation of Putin, you can't feel it with translation. I didn't like Putin the first 35 years of my life, because I didn't want to understand, didn't read, didn't watch. Now I am really amazed by our president. He will be a legend. Pray he lives a long life.
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That American spy probably lost weight after climbing the stairs to all those different offices lol
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must be funnier in russian
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Я русский бы выучил только затем, Чтоб ржать, когда шутит ваш Путин
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I wish we had a leader like Putin in Germany. We are so f*cked... 😩
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Homosexuality: Oh..em..ugh...uh..ehh..em..eh.. yep you understand the rest.
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The answer he gave to the Estonian lady should be for anyone who have lives in victim-mode. Stop crying about your past and look to the future.
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No joke this is a leader… a leader that stands for its people and if all countries had leader like this… things would look better for humanity if you ask me!
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This has aged like very fine wine. He was correct about so much.
