We Don't Talk About Pluto - Encanto Parody
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Publicado 2022-02-16
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Lyrics
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Pluto
It was 2006
We were learning planets
And there were nine of them in the sky
(Nine planets were in the sky!)
Pluto was in
Our system’s orbital spin
(Wonder!)
Our model was looking pretty fly
(and that’s when things go wrong!)
Pluto they said was a pain
(Why the hysteria?)
Went against the IAUs grain
(So they changed the criteria!)
A planet it could not remain!
(I am not okay, but anyway!)
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Pluto
Hey! Pluto’s demotion has left us in a crisis
Ruining all of our mnemonic devices
“My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine…What?! (what, what, what)
Now I’m spending Saturdays hanging out with my son
Writing angry letters to Neil Degrasse Tyson:
“Why do I need science when I’ve got my gut?
You stinky butt?”
Heaven’s renamed
With Pluto’s new class
Couldn’t clear it’s domain
Of comparable mass
Had a long regime
But it’s off the team
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Pluto
This textbook was up-to-date
The next day: wrong! (no, no!)
They said that it was a dwarf planet all along! (no, no!)
And now I’m questioning the moon landing with Neil Armstrong! (No, no!)
This hurts as bad as losing Alderaan!
They told me that we all could agree that the planets would always be nine
Now you tell me, who’s gonna tell Hades, that his planet was forced to resign
Oy vey this isn’t Pluto’s day!
You tell me, when I hear “actually, there’s only eight bodies, considered to be planets!”
I’m just supposed to nod
(Hey this - makes me want to pound the crap out of you)
I’m just supposed to nod!
I’m supposed to nod!
Um, Pluto
Yeah about that Pluto
I need you as a planet, Pluto
Don’t want the truth, I just want you, Pluto!
Oh hey fellas that nutjob’s here
What a winner
Todos los comentarios (21)
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Standing ovation! The lyrics, the hilarious and informative visuals — So, so good!
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The kids I babysit don't believe me when I say there used to be NINE planets. Now I feel old.
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What’s really hilarious about Pluto being named after the Roman name for hades is that hades was banished from Olympus, just like how Pluto was ultimately “banished” from being a planet. I swear it’s like someone plans this shit.
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“My very educated mother just served us nine what? What? What?” Makes me laugh every time
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The line "Don't want the truth, I just want you Pluto!" speaks to me on a spiritual level.
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The young'ns will never understand the dread we experienced when everything we knew became a lie.
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I'm glad to see that this generation still seems to take Pluto's loss of its planetary status as a personal offense.
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We went to the planetarium last year with "Pluto Never forget 1930-2006", and "Back in my days we had nine planets" t-shirts😂 The staff's reactions were pure gold and solidarity
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as someone who once played pluto in my fourth grade school play about the planets, I felt this in my soul.
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Pluto is underrated
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Just remember only 1 planet has said that Pluto isn't so it obviously still is. 8 out of 9 planets agree.
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This is brilliant! Now I really want to see one done of "Surface Pressure" about plate tectonics and volcanoes
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As a diehard advocate for Pluto's planetary status and a fan of "We Don't Talk about Bruno", this was one of the greatest things I've ever seen! Will definitely be checking out your channel!
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Finally, a song addressing our collective trauma of losing Pluto
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I can't believe Disney took this amazing song about poor Pluto and turned it into a song about some crazy curly haired dude who can see the future. It's like when they turned Pluto into the dog of a mere mouse. Why Disney
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What most people don't know is that about 200 years ago after its discovery Ceres was considered a planet for a short period of time before it was demoted once it was figured out how small it was and that there a lot of other objects like it. So, Pluto was not the first, and has good company.
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As someone who both works for Disney and has a degree in Astronomy, I feel like this video was made specifically for me. It’s beautiful 😭
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Fun fact: Pluto was discovered and then debunked as a planet in less than the time it takes for Pluto to orbit the sun.
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honestly, going from a fifth grader knowing that pluto was a planet to a sixth grader who had to COMPLETELY RECONSTRUCT HER UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE, this really hits home. RIP Pluto u will always be a planet to me
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I absolutely love this parody. I think it's completely hilarious and pluto deserves to have a song like this. As Gus from Psych would say "Hey, girl, you hear about Pluto? That's messed up".
