This Is The Strangest Low Budget Movie

"You can't just make a book full of 1,000 questions" Tell that to the school system

Janitor — “Which kid is yours?” Stanley — “Uhh, I haven’t decided yet”

Stan is THE writing mood tho. Typing two words and saying “screw it, I’m outta here?” That is the most relatable thing about writing I’ve ever seen in a movie tbh

It’s adorable that Danny cries everytime the little girl gets adopted and is so mad about crying about it, but not because he thinks it makes him look weak, but because he thinks the movie isn’t worth crying over

never ask a woman: her age a man: his salary Charles: if he is a genie

imagine the dead child in the beginning just hated baseball and his dad forced him to play, and when he told his had he didnt want to play anymore his dad took off his training wheels and shoved him directly into oncoming traffic

The rest of the movie absolutely should have been Stan’s ever-increasing rage at his continued failed attempts to destroy the lamp. It should have been like a Warner bros cartoon and he gets bigger tools each time like a jackhammer and then a steamroller and industrial shredders, like he has to literally drive to these locations, and each time the wife just slaps her forehead, riding along with him in the car, saying “Stan no stop it”

Stan’s an abusive douche and I feel really bad for Lisa but there’s one moment in the movie that really gets under my skin. Why didn’t Lisa tell Stan she was giving away their sons stuff? Like I totally get why she would want to do that on her own, she wants to heal, but there is no way she was thinking in her head “You know what would make my grieving and unstable husband get better? Giving away the last outlets he has to his son. Surely this will fix our marriage and he’ll say ‘you’re right Lisa. I’ve been too attached to my dead son and you giving away his stuff without consulting me really changed me for the better.” Obviously not on Stans side, but Lisa should’ve thought that decision through a little more

"Which one's yours?' he says 2 years after he watches Stan mourn for his dead son

not only did the boy like baseball, he was baseball.

imagine if the janitor was the guy who did a hit-and-run that killed the kid. so he was at the funeral knowing what he did and checked up on him through the movie, and hired the genie to help the dad

Despite everything else, this is the best acting I’ve seen in a low budget film

Stan’s wife: literally breathes Stan: OH SO YOU WANNA NAG ME NOW

Hey small child, will you help me sort through my things? 5 seconds later WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH PEOPLE'S THINGS!

That scene where Charles is making toast is probably the most realistic scene in the movie. I feel like any old person with a really cheery mood would compliment their own toast to themself.

Charles is so adorable he’s just smiling and telling People to belive in themselves he’s just the best guy

This movie is literally a dramatic Sims lmao

Plot twist: Stan is actually so emotionally unstable because he is worried that the police will find out that he intentionally pushed his son into oncoming traffic where Sam ran him over.

The craziest thing is that the budget for this movie was $1mill, and not $15K

the cursive singing is, hands down, the funniest thing in this movie