How This Man Almost Killed Geometry Dash
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Published 2023-11-17
Introduction: 0:00-2:16
another Introduction 2:16-4:14
Criminal Examination: 4:14-7:45
The Crime Scene: 7:45-9:37
Phase 4, Act 1-2-3: 9:37-15:38
The Final Cutscene: 15:38
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Description:
A comedic documentary satire where a famous Geometry Dash creator named Spu7nix builds a level so good that the Geometry Dash servers malfunction due to being unable to handle such a high quality level, after the game gets deleted, the community holds a funeral for it, and later cancel Spu7nix on social media by making documentaries about him and try getting him arrested for destruction of property.
Based on the true event where Spu7nix uploaded a level named "What" that ended up crashing the servers for 6 hours, and falsely banning multiple accounts.
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God it's finally over, after working 5-6 hours a day for months (not including school which basically takes up any other time I have on my hands), all of the raging at my editing software for having the worst convenience on planet Earth, so many software crashes to the point that I've lost count, multiple day-long headaches, and one broken spacebar later, I finally present to you what's arguably the best video uploaded onto the channel thus far.
Was it worth it? Yes, couldn't be more proud of the finished product. To many, this might be straight-up stupid, and I can fully understand that. But on a personal perspective, I truly consider this a piece of art. Let me explain.
The new novel study unit has started in school and as usual, I suck. But unlike the past 8 years of doing this, I've actually unintentionally learned something from it, and it's that sometimes, you don't even have to say or do anything to convey a message or a mood. read the following sentence;
"The blood in his skin remained in his wounded body as he desisted the painful slicing of the sword."
What you read was no doubt, really positive. But what you don't realize is that I've secretly indulged a strong negative emotion inside of you just simply with my choice of words. And this feeling is so subtle that your body automatically ignores it, but it's prominent enough for you to feel something isn't right on the inside, no matter how hard you deny it.
I basically abuse this concept to hell in this video. Everything mesmerizingly connects, even if you don't realize it. And this video hides so many subliminal messages that you don't even realize that either. And these subliminal messages are hidden in ways you'd never even think of. But instead of a negative one, it's an odd mix of worry, tension, excitement, and thrill. I indulge you with all of these feelings in ways you've never experienced before. And you get so caught up with those only to wake up to me spoiling everything at the last 5 seconds.
This video is an art piece from many different perspectives, you can look at this as either a mentally insane person yapping about nonsense, or an underlooked smart person that's secretly spitting facts while nobody else realizes it, and the video makes complete sense in both ways. Like that one friend that makes the same joke so many times to the point where you can't tell if their being serious or not.
All while bringing awareness to bloody false propaganda, crappy journalism and overdramatized documentaries as I do it. This video isn’t completely pointless after all.
And that's why I personally consider this my best video.
All Comments (21)
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facts
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Only half way through and my eyes have already been opened to Spu7nix’s horrendous history of committing warcrimes such as vehicular manslaughter, plotting to overthrow Chicago, and littering.
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I love how the entire video feels like a run on sentence. Truly beautiful
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LMAO i love how almost the entire video focuses on jokes which makes it entertaining, earned yourself a new sub
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fact checkers losing their minds over this one
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Watching dripski is like watching a video of moist critical at 1.25x
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This entire video feels like one big meme.
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11:24 4D is love, 4D is life <3 You can train your brain to perceive the fourth dimension :D
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Spu7nix is just built different
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dripski rarely uploads, but when he does the videos are AMAIZING, 10/10
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People who paused the video to let him take a breath⬇️
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"And the universe gets so boring that it decides to explode for some reason" I can tell you put alot of effort into your script
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one suggestion, put some pauses between voice lines, it feels like an overload amount of talking is happening, everything else feels amazing tho
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Spu7Nix is going down a similar path as Eren Yeager, but instead of destroying 80% the world, he is going to destroy 80% of the GD servers with every level he makes, love him tho.
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Dripski never fails to fill us up with information
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This video is like a hyperactive diabetes lucid fever dream with adderal and some other added substances
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youtube try to bless people who deserves algorithm challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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Fun fact: 2.2 could be in 5 days
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Ngl I've never laughed so much at a geometry dash video. Absolute BANGER, W editing W script W you for uploading this masterpiece. (btw how did one of my vids manage to randomly appear at 13:13 lmao)
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Can you put commas in your script instead of saying it in 1 sentence
