The Most Expensive House In The World Is A Disaster

This man met, married, and divorced his wife in the span of eight months. And then he overpaid for a house by about 350 million. Clearly someone whose judgement can be trusted without question.

I am deeply concerned about Nial's views on consent. He's admitted here to enjoying watching women in the bathroom on camera, assumed that all women want to watch men use the toilet on camera because he likes watching them, assumed that his male friends are going to be absolutely fine being filmed and broadcasted live using the toilet and assumed that people viewing his house are going to be comfortable seeing his sex room. Add in that he divorced his wife for 'not listening to him' and slapped Michael for interrupting him and this man is a whole big yikes for me.

That Niall guy is 100% a psycho. The cameras in the toilet, the "red room", the fact he met, married and divorced a woman in the span of 8 months and complains that she "doesn't listen"... I'm glad she's away from him. He's also so obviously coked out of his mind during these tours.

It's so annoying seeing how rich people used to build houses, and how they do it now. Like, where's the secret passages? The giant libraries with rolling ladders? The feel that it is likely haunted? Modern mansions are too sterile for ghosts, even the giraffe tried to leave😭

It's funny, Nial and Michael seem like two totally different flavors of super rich. Michael is the ignorant, sheltered type who's never stepped on grass before. And Nial is the kind of rich psychopath who puts cameras in bathrooms and makes art from dead exotic animals.

Good thing he clarified that the giraffe skeleton is anatomically correct - you meet so many posers with anatomically incorrect giraffe skeletons in their homes, it's crazy.

Top 10 things the house SHOULD have had to be worth 500 milli: 1. A fucking waterpark. 2. A bat-cave. 3. Secret entrances/passages. 4. The SICKEST fucking home gym EVER. 5. An actual movie theatre, as in the ones in actual cinemas. 6. Fully automated AI, voice-activated system, we're talking JARVIS here. 7. Wanna do fights there? Make an octagon. 8. A game-room. 9. A library. (Yes, a little boring- yet better than whatever that shit was. 10. A trampoline park. Bonus: ANYTHING. FUCKING ANYTHING that isn't an office, a mall fountain or a shitty statue.

imagine paying 100million dollars for a home and feeling like a homeless guy sleeping in a mall

The fact that the guy calls it a red room and the camera man wasn’t allowed inside is genuinely a little concerning knowing what a red room is typically referring too

"i want my house to look warm and comfortable" house looks like a psych ward for the 1%

You completely missed the part that he said “we met 8 months ago” when talking about his ex wife. He met a girl, married her, realized it might not work out, and got a divorce all in 8 months and thought there was still a chance it would work out

Nial continuously going back into him not being over his ex wife while giving a house tour feels like a legitimately hilarious comedy sketch.

"THIS MAN HAS NEVER TOUCHED GRASS AND YOU BROUGHT HIM INTO A SEX DUNGEON!?" That is the funniest fucking quote I've ever heard. And his ex-wife's body is 100% in that "Red Room"

The designer repeatedly bringing up his divorce for no reason is literally something out of a Key and Peele sketch. I can't stress enough how much it feels like a sitcom

Give the poor guy a break. It’s his first time on earth

Niall is very weirdly generalizing how guys put camera in girl’s bathrooms and I think we all have figured out why he thinks this way. But then he’s like “now I’m thinking like the girls!” I can guarantee you a woman’s response to being unconsensually filmed in the bathroom isn’t to do the same thing back. This isn’t a prank war. We just don’t want to be filmed in the bathroom.

How disrespectful to be standing in a hundred million dollar house and implying that a wing sculpture will help kids in third world countries.. in the arts.. Bruh how are we the same species

“Rich men will do a $500M house tour, instead of going to therapy.” Absolute right on take, dude! 😂

"Schadenfreude" is a German word describing the joy about someone elses bad luck. It's not quite the right word here, i've got another German word for you: "Fremdscham" is the feeling of physical pain you get about another person humiliating themselves, the feeling of shame about someone elses' stupidity.

My biggest fear in a house like this is I would constantly worry I didn't lock all the doors