The Most Expensive House In The World Is A Disaster

"THIS MAN HAS NEVER TOUCHED GRASS AND YOU BROUGHT HIM INTO A SEX DUNGEON!?" That is the funniest fucking quote I've ever heard. And his ex-wife's body is 100% in that "Red Room"

It's funny, Nial and Michael seem like two totally different flavors of super rich. Michael is the ignorant, sheltered type who's never stepped on grass before. And Nial is the kind of rich psychopath who puts cameras in bathrooms and makes art from dead exotic animals.

That Niall guy is 100% a psycho. The cameras in the toilet, the "red room", the fact he met, married and divorced a woman in the span of 8 months and complains that she "doesn't listen"... I'm glad she's away from him. He's also so obviously coked out of his mind during these tours.

It's so annoying seeing how rich people used to build houses, and how they do it now. Like, where's the secret passages? The giant libraries with rolling ladders? The feel that it is likely haunted? Modern mansions are too sterile for ghosts, even the giraffe tried to leave😭

“michael’s never touched grass before, and now you’re showing him a sex dungeon??” killed me

"i want my house to look warm and comfortable" house looks like a psych ward for the 1%

I am deeply concerned about Nial's views on consent. He's admitted here to enjoying watching women in the bathroom on camera, assumed that all women want to watch men use the toilet on camera because he likes watching them, assumed that his male friends are going to be absolutely fine being filmed and broadcasted live using the toilet and assumed that people viewing his house are going to be comfortable seeing his sex room. Add in that he divorced his wife for 'not listening to him' and slapped Michael for interrupting him and this man is a whole big yikes for me.

Top 10 things the house SHOULD have had to be worth 500 milli: 1. A fucking waterpark. 2. A bat-cave. 3. Secret entrances/passages. 4. The SICKEST fucking home gym EVER. 5. An actual movie theatre, as in the ones in actual cinemas. 6. Fully automated AI, voice-activated system, we're talking JARVIS here. 7. Wanna do fights there? Make an octagon. 8. A game-room. 9. A library. (Yes, a little boring- yet better than whatever that shit was. 10. A trampoline park. Bonus: ANYTHING. FUCKING ANYTHING that isn't an office, a mall fountain or a shitty statue.

This man met, married, and divorced his wife in the span of eight months. And then he overpaid for a house by about 350 million. Clearly someone whose judgement can be trusted without question.

Good thing he clarified that the giraffe skeleton is anatomically correct - you meet so many posers with anatomically incorrect giraffe skeletons in their homes, it's crazy.

Nial continuously going back into him not being over his ex wife while giving a house tour feels like a legitimately hilarious comedy sketch.

Niall is very weirdly generalizing how guys put camera in girl’s bathrooms and I think we all have figured out why he thinks this way. But then he’s like “now I’m thinking like the girls!” I can guarantee you a woman’s response to being unconsensually filmed in the bathroom isn’t to do the same thing back. This isn’t a prank war. We just don’t want to be filmed in the bathroom.

“Rich men will do a $500M house tour, instead of going to therapy.” Absolute right on take, dude! 😂

IMO it's really annoying when these expensive houses don't have secrete passageways behind bookcases 😡

You completely missed the part that he said “we met 8 months ago” when talking about his ex wife. He met a girl, married her, realized it might not work out, and got a divorce all in 8 months and thought there was still a chance it would work out

My biggest fear in a house like this is I would constantly worry I didn't lock all the doors

I love how even Micheal, who’s probably never used a public restroom IN HIS LIFE, was like “you’re gonna put…….cameras?”

After hearing how Nial puts cameras in bathrooms, talks about it like it's normal, and assumes women want that, i can get why he's going through a divorce

imagine paying 100million dollars for a home and feeling like a homeless guy sleeping in a mall

As for the grass thing, it is generally courteous to not walk on a well kept lawn as it can damage the grass/ create low points for water to collect in. So, as odd as it may seem, it would honestly be more surprising to see him step on the lawn without thinking given the environment he was likely raised in.