Billy Connolly - Salad bar - Live in London 2010

He was already a legend in Scotland by 1974 until the Parkinson appearance in 1975

He's a life enhancer... he's all the funnier because it always appears that he's hearing it for the first time too. Keep well, Big Yin.

Billy is nothing less than a worldwide treasure. So glad I was able to see him perform live onstage. What a treat. 👍🏽

Billy Connolly Is The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

"And then you mingle...." It gets me every time, man. What a genius

Billy is a genius. I have loved him for many years. Saw him at Hammersmith Apollo nearly 20 years ago. I wish I hadn't bothered with mascara! I started crying with laughter 5 minutes in.

The Best Comedian that’s ever lived. Seen Billy when he came home on tour. I remember laughing the whole show with my Dad and after the show couldn’t remember some of the stories we where laughing at. Amazing

How lucky we are to have been around at the same time as Billy Connolly. Without doubt the Best of the Best. EVER!!! God bless him for making us all laugh until we cried, usually at ourselves. I can't really find the superlatives which would begin to do the man justice. The Last King of Scotland

How does he come up with this stuff??! The first time I saw him, I laughed till I cried. My late husband did too (and we never agreed on ANYthing) When I think of comedians Billy Connolly is at the top of the list, and has been since the early 80s

"lurking in the undergrowth"🤣 I've not this for ages! Awww, undergrowth 🤣

I knew someone who used to get naked if conversation flagged. But the gold medal goes to a friend of my sister. I was visiting her for the first time after she moved from the family home and she brought me to her local pub. She introduced me to her new friends "This is Michelle, she works behind the bar. Tony, he works at the post office.... "etc. I'm kinda like Prince Phillip at a tour of the fig rolls factory nodding and half heartedly saying pleasantries until she gets to one fella "... and this is Phil, he's got a cube shaped testicle..." I'm going through the motions when it dawns on me what my sister has just said and I stop dead and just ask "Whaaaaat?". At this point Phil whips out his ballbag. And despite my best efforts and my inner voice screaming 'Don't fucking look' I fucking glanced down... and there it was, the cuboid nut. Not slightly cuboid, it really was distinctly cuboid. So there I am, standing in a pub with a group of strangers, gazing in awe at this one guys who's proudly displaying his freakishly geometrically shaped bollock like a prizewinning vegetable in the village fete and all I could think of saying was 'Does that thing actually fucking work?' Apparently the answer is 'yes' as he has 6 kids.

Billy I am reading your book which i got for christmas. Saw you many years ago and my ribs ached for days after. Thank you for the laughs and the memories

I love that he brings back the Old black shirt . It's magical in the sense of bringing more of his youth into him . Like a old country song about your Wife said I thought I through that out. His favorite old Army shirt . Like a favorite shirt you only go fishing in. Because you caught a big one in it once. 😁

Billy is a legend!!! He has always cheered me up when I feel down. Have a great Christmas Billy & family

Oh my god my friggin sides hurt and my jaw is locked from laughing so hard tears are runnin down my cheeks!!! holy shit he’s funny. He’s a friggin riot!!!

Thank you very much Billy you nearly killed me. Never watch Billy while eating 😂

I don't know what I expected to hear about a salad bar but it certainly wasn't THAT! Absolutely hysterical. And it wouldn't surprise me at all if one of his pals doing that also was Steve Buscemi.😁

He did this set on the Craig Ferguson show, like 15 years ago and I was in tears and pain from laughing so hard. The clip was around for a bit but eventually CBS decided to delete it 🙄 Craig was laughing his ass off, so proud of his idol, but he knew the network was gonna hate it and he seemed defeated that there was no way they'd get the joke. I've been looking for it for soooo long, thanks for uploading!

Billy... you are amazing. I love your outlook on life. You are just the best

His story telling is a work of art. Have just finished work for Chrimbo Hols and what a treat to start the holidays with, a bit of Billy Connolly. Merry xmas Billy and Pamela and family. Thank you for the sacrifices you made in the name of comedy.