Cooking all the Food from FNaFVR Help Wanted

I like to mention that Andie ate citric acid, with sprinkles, and on a lemon bar, and barely reacted. That's just a warrior moment.

New FNaF Theory: William Afton didn't even kill the kids, they were all poisoned by the terrible prize counter snacks.

Fun fact: Carbonation works by pumping CO2 into the liquid, which basically acidifies it. This process also happens when milk spoils. So yeah, sparkling milk gives a pretty accurate flavor recreation of badly spoiled milk. I can understand your stomach recoiling in horror from that.

The fact that the food ended up ranging from just ok to inedible, aside from the few gems sprinkled in between, is really on par with what's to be expected from Fazbear Entertainment.

I’m pretty sure Andie did 83 bites while testing the food. FredBear would be proud.

Vanny gets drunk off Pirate Cove Cooler to forget the trauma of being possessed to kill kids.

Fun fact! Flat out butter flavoured soda does exist and is sold in bottles, it’s part of a novelty brand of soda flavoured after weird stuff like pumpkin pie and PB&J (both of which are on the more pleasant side, compared to buffalo wings and ranch dressing)

To be honest with you, Exotic Butters are probably just sticks of butter with the exotic being there so they could sell it for a higher price. Its Freddy's. That is probably the most reasonable excuse.

It’s criminal that we didn’t get the action figures, everyone knows that they are the tastiest foods in Help Wanted

Every exotic butter fan:I wish exotic butters were real. Andie:your wish is granted

Fun fact: I’ve actually tried bear jerky. My dad’s, friend’s, boss went hunting and killed a black bear. Somehow my dad got ahold of some of the meat and turned it into jerky. It’s actually pretty good, but not very different from beef jerky.

3:28 - Sodaroni 4:54 - Bonnie Bites 5:50 - Freddy Fudgebar 6:29 - El Chips Tortilla Style Tortilla Chips 8:14 - Exotic Beverage 10:43 - Bonnie Bites Finished 11:15 - Dissapointment 12:01 - Lemon Chica Bar 12:49 - Meat Bites 14:30 - Foxy Cove Cooler 15:23 - Allergy Friendly Mixed Nuts 16:17 - Trail Mix 16:54 - Pirate Plunder Bar 18:08 - EXOTIC BUTTER 20:19 - Taste Test 22:07 - Chica Chug 23:05 - Fazbar 24:41 - Reaction

POV: You haven't seen Andie for months, then you found her in your recommended

I love how Exotic Butter is technically worse than the fact that purple guy stuffed 5 children in animatronic suits

I love content like this where someone attempts to recreate food from media, and it's especially neat that it's from a game series I love. I will say though that I feel like, in this instance, some of the choices for ingredients were highly questionable (most notably the use of dried bug larvae) and that the preparation methods for some were also a bit flawed, with the biggest thing, as was even pointed out with the "Exotic Beverage", being that the use of cheesecloth probably would have helped massively. That being said, this was still very enjoyable to watch. Good stuff!

Your heavy use of kaminko's manor theme is very appreciated

Can we take a moment to talk about how adorable Shasta is?

You can get your "i've been slowly dying waiting for andie to upload" ticket here Edit: MOTHER WHO LEFT IM FAMOUS COME BACK

Me watching this three years later, knowing damn well that there’s actual recipes for some food items in the official Fnaf handbook

Nobody: Fazbear entertainment’s descriptions for their snacks: “Full of flavor you can taste, this is truly one of the snacks to exist! With each bite, you will taste the food in your mouth!”