One Hour of Jokes That Will RUIN All My Future Job Opportunities

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Published 2024-08-02

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  • @KinneKitsune
    It blows my mind that A, this is the most serious that matt has ever taken anything, and B, it's MATT doing all the work
  • Love how long it took Puffer to notice Blarg’s final sign change. And the car launch was chef’s kiss
  • @kissgergo5202
    6:07 "sorry sir I tabbed out" imagine hearing that in real life at the cashier
  • @ClutchyBunz
    nah the “hello fellow boob haver” that no one heard that shit had me dying lmaoooo
  • Blarg making more money ROLEPLAY as a fucking shelf stocker then as a fucking ACTUAL shelf stocker xD
  • @FleetAd
    "Why do we have so much bean soup" Flashbacks to the soup store
  • that ending actually had me DYING of laughter, from the moment the cars started shooting boxes everywhere to the one car just getting sent flying and the icing on the cake was blarg getting kidnapped by the truck XD
  • @3FVR.
    I dont want my girl to call me "daddy" or "papi" i want her to call me blarginator
  • A rude arab working in a convenient store that don't have a single item in it but a crapload of money.. that might be the most accurate thing ever. 🙈
  • Making Canadains count penies is HILARIOUS. We've gotten soo used to rounding by five that the '1,2-3,4' and '6,7-8,9' cents are ingrained to '0 or 5'
  • @pollygon57
    Blorf really just be playing minimum wage simulator now.
  • @VonMilk
    You being experienced in this really helped everyone out with the companies financial haemorrhage in the beginning😂
  • @Leeloo-Foxx
    one hour of what all retail workers are thinking
  • "Just a quick reminder that: If you guys are new here or have been around for a while and are just not subscribed yet, please consider subscribing; as it is the best way to support my channel" is probably the only 'Subscribe' message that I have never double-tapped/skipped. It just feels so, like.. personal and genuine… it almost serves as a confirmation that I AM indeed rewatching Blarg's perspective of the session
  • @HappyPotat
    There's something cathartic about working retail/fast food and watching a man audibly vocalize every intrusive thought I have at work.
  • @maskedman2293
    Matt being the most responsible and experienced is crazy.
  • Blargs entire rage shpeel at the cash register is literally my internal monologue at work every day 😂