The Most Absurd Takes In NBA History

"WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS??!!" will always be legendary.

Worse take ever in the history of takes since speaking has been invented : "Should the Brooklyn Nets kill 5 of their players to trigger a disaster draft to improve their roster?"

The best one is ‘lebron is 30. Thank god this fkry won’t go on for much longer’

Jason Terry had the script.

Thiago splitter😭

0:34 i won't trade the 41st pick for anybody in the world... It's simply wild

“add 10 inches to the circumference of his head” im crying 😂

That kings fan in shambles rn LMFSOOOO

1 absurd take that doesn't get talked about is in 2019, Wilson Sy said the Nets had a better future than the Celtics and that Caris Levert is better than Jaylen Brown. My god that take aged horribly.

Okay this is gonna be an NFL one because it’s the worst take I ever heard. Thanksgiving of 2010, my uncle was adamant that the Patriots should TRADE TOM BRADY because Matt Cassell showed he had more game then an OLD Tom Brady… Brady proceeded to play 12 more seasons, winning 2 MVPs and 4 Super Bowls…Cassel never even made a pro bowl.

Honestly the take that aged the worst in this vid is that $15 is a high price for a ticket to a NBA game, very cursed

Damn Mike Malone is pretty genius for that. I know people will say that he just said that because he was pumping up his draft pick but to say a late round draft pick was better than all the guys in the lottery is something I’ve never heard any coach or GM say on draft night and if he was wrong it would have made him look like an absolute fool. I really think he knew Jokic was going to be an all star, maybe not an all time great but to have that much faith in the 47th pick is wild. Once Malone is done coaching dude should absolutely be a GM. If he can find arguably a top 5 center in NBA history(as of today) in the late second round, imagine what he could do with full control of a team with a ton of draft picks? If I was a rebuilding team, I’d trade everyone and build up a chest of draft picks for drafts occurring 4-5 years from now and once Jokic hits 34-35 I’d offer Malone a ridiculous amount of money to become GM. Pay him double what the highest GM gets. Teams like the Pistons, Wizards, Hornets, etc who have been awful for 20 years should absolutely do this. The wizards are paying Jordan Poole 125 million. I’d no joke rather pay an amazing GM 30 mil a year than him lol

You never watched Dragon Ball Z? Thats a damn shame.

Cant believe you don’t show the “Who Tha Fack is Tingus Pingus” clip

only been tuned into basketball for 3 weeks ngl and i my favourite youtuber by far pls keep it up man ur great at this and the audience appreciates the work u put into this 🙌🙌🙌

Never watched DBZ…. Yeah I’m outta here 😂

6:12 - As a 76ers fan, it's hard not to hate Tobias Harris. Crazy overpaid

Awesome video! The moan bit had me cackling 😂

Cookin hella videos 🔥🔥

the most absurd take in the nba is that modern jam ISNT the best bball youtuber