The Art of Editing and Suicide Squad

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2016-12-31に共有
Clickbait title: This AWFUL EDITING Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity

Suicide Squad's construction is bad in a way that's legitimately unsettling for a movie of this scope and budget. There's serious concerns about what Warner Brothers is up to with how the DC films are being handled in general that makes you wonder if they aren't going to implode entirely.

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  • @13TeK11
    when they introduce Katana, the delivery on those lines are so bad i almost expected him to say at some point "Katana means japanese sword"
  • "This is 'Slipknot' the man who can climb anything. And this is his brother 'Mountain Goat' the man who can untie anything. They were captured by 'Batman' they guy who who dresses up as a spider and does whatever a spider can."
  • I genuinely appreciate the fact that people still insist on referring to the 2015 Fantastic 4 as "Fant 4 Stic."
  • The Unicorn/Money change could've been absolutely hilarious if he was visibly worried after taking the stab, but then he pulls out the knife stuck in the money and breathes a sigh of relief, then pulls out the unicorn and hugs it.
  • I think something that could have been neat with the Unicorn is he, in a panic, checks what was stabbed. Seeing its the money, he tosses it aside like it's a day old diaper and checks his coat in a panic in order to see a completely unharmed unicorn, in which he'd give a very; almost out of character; comedically childish enthusiastic response at the unharmed unicorn.
  • Every time I hear Katana's introduction speech, I'm overcome with the urge to have the whole thing tattooed on my body
  • @MWSin1
    It's all about subverting expectations. For example, most of the audience probably expected a competently made film.
  • @kylesimm
    Should have done Slipnot's title card right after he blew up. Somebody hire me.
  • @itsbk6192
    R.I.P Slipknot You could climb everything but couldn't climb into our hearts
  • Whenever anybody says "suicide squad" i have to physically restrain myself from immediately THIS IS KATANA. SHE'S GOT MY BACK. SHE COULD CUT ALL Y'ALL JUST LIKE MOWIN' THE LAWN. I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTIN' KILLED BY HER; HER SWORD STEALS THE SOULS OF ITS VICTIMS.
  • “THIS IS KATANA. SHE’S GOT MY BACK!” Probably a shitty fighter. “SHE COULD CUT THROUGH ALL OF YOU LIKE MOWING THE LAWN.” Ooh. Well, I think I’ll get killed by her! “I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER.” Ah, nuts. Well at least my soul would then be at rest. “HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF ITS VICTIMS.” DAMMIT THE TWISTS AND TURNS!
  • Was anyone else bothered by the fact that Harley acted like they were a close family, but they barely spent time with each other. They were a group of manipulated prisoner who were thrown together, they shouldn't and didn't connect enough emotionally for her to act like that at the end.
  • @aaron9797
    i dont think perfect editing would save suicide squad
  • the toy unicorn subversion was legitimately SO bizarre. like imagine if mickey mouse pulled out a rope, mentioned "it's a surprise tool that'll help us later", came across an unscalable cliff and then just found a grappling hook and never used the rope
  • apolgy for bad english where were you when Slipknot die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring “Slipknot is kil” “no”
  • 16:45 ... That's just unprofessional. I mean that literally. No one who gets paid should put black text on a dark background like that. How the fuck did that happen?
  • I suspect that the unicorn actually was filled with cash, but they forgot to establish it.
  • They should just have introduced everyone like they did Slipknot. "This is Deadshot, the hitman who can shoot good." "Here's captain boomerang, you can guess what he does by his name." "Harley Quinn, you know who she is" "There's Diablo, we don't need to explain what he does." "Crocadile man"
  • How bad was the editing? How forgettable was the movie? It's been 4 years and I've just been made aware of the fact that Diabolo didn't make it in the end.