SAINT CELESTINE: PURE AS RIGHTEOUS DESTRUCTION | Warhammer 40k Lore

Celestine: Be not afraid, children Also Celestine: EXCEPT YOU FUCKERS. YOU BE VERY AFRAID

The emperor: “Don’t call me a god” Also the emperor: “I’m gonna add magically manifested doves to my eternally resurrecting angel servant from the warp” Also the emperor: “Why do these people worship me as a holy god?”

To be fair, the Emperor adding doves is completely in character for the guy who literally dresses in solid gold armor and decided that shield projectors should look like catholic halos. For a die hard atheist, the Emperor sure sends some mixed messages with his fashion sense.

I want to see kharn's kill counter go down by one when Celestine comes back again. I think it would be a cool moment and would also infuriate him.

It turns out the Aquila isn't supposed to be an eagle. The Emperor wanted a two headed dove.

If Celestine summons doves every time she goes Super Saiyan, i imagine that Big E's section of the Warp just has dozens of daemon doves that he uses as messengers and observers, that he throws out every now and then

The best thing is that not only are the doves not native to the planet, but doves have probably been extinct for 20,000 years and the best source of meat on the planet wothout resorting to canibalism. I can imagine any guardsmen with her just attempting to capture the doves shouting "come here you heavenly winged beast!"

So, what you’re telling me is that Big E potentially introduced an invasive species to the planet just for the aesthetics? Yeah that sounds about right.

Celistine doesn’t have an iron halo. It’s an ACTUAL REAL halo. Her’s just happens to look like an iron halo, which makes sense since that shape is associated with the already holy relics that are normal iron halos.

Saint Celestine (and other similar Living Saints) are walking contradictions for Puritan Inquisitors. On the one hand, their powerset makes it clear that they are Warp entities, so much so that it wouldn't be wrong to call them Daemons. On the other hand, their power is also clearly derived from The Emperor's very own essence, so to call them Daemons would be heresy.

Celestine is my absolute favorite character. Such a chad; literally refuses to die, hates it, but loves killing.

The wings lore bit is really neat. Now I have an image of her just chilling, reading some romance with a cup of tea, then suddenly wings puff out and DOOM music starts playing "My people need me!" And she blasts off into the sky at mach speed, followed by a group of doves. love it

When celestine rage quites on life she's just that one quote from the Incredibles where she's just like "no matter how many times you save the world it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. I feel like the maid you know..I just cleaned up this mess can we keep in clean for 10 minutes"

„If you roll a 1, she is needed somewhere else“. Casually picks up the model, strolls along the other tables and places her on a table where the imperial Armee struggles the most. „Just following the rules.“

I don't know if they're going to mention it or not but I will anyway because it's possibly my favorite quote in all of 40k. "You may have seen many amazing and terrible things in your life Katarinya, but you have not died and been returned. I have seen beyond the veil, and so I will pray."

Note: it was Greyfax and her scions who actually first fought back abbadon when he had the upper hand. She also prefered to watch Celestine while having the mindshackle scarrabs removed instead of anything else

“Did you bring protection?” *pulls out dove “The Emperor always protects”

Just once I want to hear Bricky introduce himself as Adeptus and DK introduce himself as Ridiculous

So, clarify something, she does have to go through the trials in the warp every time she dies, and the place and time when she comes back is not chosen by her. There is a book named "Celestine the Living Saint" that goes through the process and showing her in action. And going along with the "GW stealing from Christianity" thing with Celestine, her trials are heavily inspired by the an old Protestant work called "The Pilgrims Progress", where the character goes through a (metaphorical) spiritual journey where all the pitfalls are named after sins or negative emotions, and in the same way, Celestine finds aspects of herself that positive emotions, and demons that are negative emotions. You should read Celestine, it's a good guard and sisters book.

Tonite On Ridiculous Gear: DK is disappointed in the lack of feet in the thumbnail, Bricky commits righteous destruction upon DK as he really wants dem toes and Shy flees after editing another video of Adeptus Ridiculous.