Bro, are you SERIOUSLY quad helixed up on a Saturday? (Balatro)

Me and my twin in the womb when we realize we going to be born into an era where Balatro is released to the public

"we're definitely gonna take the interest cap increase" it's the confidence that does it for me

My child will buy Seed Money (interest cap up) and Money Tree (interest cap WAY up) with green deck (which generates x0 interest) no questions asked

I was losing it when he sold the x4 for blueprint, WHEN HE COULD USE THE BLUEPRINT AS ANOTHER DNA AND THEN MOVE IT

46:50 for type A viewers - you can move the Blueprint joker so that it copies DNA on the first played hand, and then move it back to copy the vampire for the rest of the round

NL almost throwing the run by trying to play a 4 of a kind (when hands don’t score if you don’t play 5 cards) only to be saved by him being overly cautious about the points instead of the boss blind’s ability is peak enjoyment

As a type A chatter I've accepted that the egg plays games like a machine learning algorithm and there's no point complaining about it. Rather than plan thing out with intuition he plays first then takes all the data into his yolk and let's it marinate into truly cracked gameplay over time.

I’m proud of the egg for figuring out 48 minutes in that he’s been upgrading 5 of a kind, not flush 5, the whole time lmao.

Ante 12 is truly the wall between regular runs and infinite runs

"I don't know if I can put them on over the foil" - has literally done it earlier in the run

NL discarding the aces and then playing four aces because he wanted to play five aces is peak comedy

Friendly Balatro tip: There are three different modifiers that can be applied to playing cards at the same time , enhancement ( gold, bonus, lucky, etc.), paper type (foil, holo, and poly), and seals (red, gold, blue, etc.). Adding any modifier to a card that already has that modifier type (e.g., adding lucky to a bonus card, both enhancements) will replace the previous modifier with the new one. On the other hand, adding a modifier to a card that has a different modifier type will only add the new modifier and keep the old modifier (e.g., adding foil to a bonus card, adding a paper type to an enhanced card). I hope this makes sense and helps. I mainly wrote this because I saw Ryan struggling with the concept of adding enhancements to his foil aces, which would work just fine.

>when your joker engine is so incredible you literally have to pass up a legendary drop >*and it's the right play* holy shit what a fucking build

The fact that this run could have gotten well into quadrillions and he said "we made some minor mistakes" at the end there is turning me inside out bro

If you can watch this video and not become a type A chatter nothing ever will. Congratulations. You passed. You can sail westward to valinor from the grey havens.

I was almost gonna turn into the joker if he never realized flush five was worse than 5 of a kind

The 5 of a kind flush vs 5 of a kind was driving me to my end

Like a man trying to stop himself from turning into a werewolf under a full moon, I feel myself having to resist myself turning into a type A chatter watching these Balatro videos

When he sold the x4 mult instead of the dna I died a little

There is a lot to unpack in this video, but what grinds my gear the most is the Two "increase interest cap" vouchers that was bought for the deck that specifically does not earn interest!