This Picture Just Ruined His Entire Career

Never forget that an actual judge in real life had to explain to Billy that he is, in fact, not a giant disembodied floating head and thus cannot sue Cartoon Network.

At this point watching charlie is just watching the news for me.

I once saw a tweet that said “he looks like everyone’s first attempt at drawing Keanu Reeves from memory”

I literally begin crying with laughter when I hear about Billy’s lawsuit against Cartoon Network, especially when I remember that the judge ruled “Plaintiff is not a giant floating head”.

Regular show mocked him over a decade ago, and this man is still going. I have witnessed Billy Mitchell’s delusional life throughout my entire childhood

Charlie trying to be sued for the past half a year is fucking truly peak comedy

That 15 billion score charlie achieved really was history making. I as a witness of this can also confirm Charlie grew over 9 ft that day and ripped the cieling out of the venue and flew to Mars. Incredible!

Billy seems like the type of person to try to slam a revolving door. He also reminds me of those kids who would make fun of anyone and everyone but if you made fun of him, he would start crying

Love to see Charlie standing up to his older, more evil brother

Congratulations Charlie on your 15 billion score at Donkey Kong! Impressive stuff, I was there I can confirm you absolutely did it!

It was already mentioned that the original stick was only 4 directions, and the modified red stick was 8. It's strange that he didn't make sure those photos never surfaced. But nobody even knew photos were taken other than the "witnesses" so maybe he thought nobody would ever ask the convention organizers specifically for photos. He probably assumed the rumor that he cheated would eventually fade over time since there was no proof to back it up. Had he not been so defensive over being called a cheater, the rumor probably would have died off, and nobody would have been motivated to dig for proof in the first place.

that stick gives him a HUGE HUGE HUGE advantage. it’s much more comfortable to hold for extended periods of time, way way faster than the OG cabinet, and gives him TWICE THE NUMBER OF AVAILABLE MOVES. it’s HUGE

Shoutout to Karl Jobst for keeping at it. I feel bad for the guy that he’s had to deal with this buffoon for so long.

The black t-shirt was a big step, charlie. Thanks for having the guts to make a change like that.

In the movie “Pixels” the character that was the guy who CHEATED AT DONKEY KONG was based on this guy. The same character also CHEATED WHILE FIGHTING ALIENS THAT WERE GONNA DESTROY EARTH IF THEY WERE BAD AT PAC-MAN, and I for real thought that he played that character but it was Peter Dinklage lol

Keanu Reeves - lawful good Penguinz0 - chaotic good Billy Mitchell - chaotic evil

If you squint, Billy’s hair makes it look like he’s perpetually wearing a black hoodie.

"laughed out of court" is such a raw statement, implying that this dude layed down his case with complete sincerity, and everyone in the court just started laughing their asses off until he left.

I think he might have a liable case in sewing the movie pixels. I think Peter Dinklage's character was based on Billy Mitchell and it even comes out in the movie that the Peter Dinklage character had cheated all those years ago at Donkey Kong

I just found this man a few weeks ago and the way he says, "Goober" makes me feel warm inside