Everything Wrong With Armageddon In 14 Minutes Or Less

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2014-08-26に共有

It's finally time to count the sins of the Michael Bay-est of all the Michael Bay movies... Armageddon. As you might expect, we found plenty wrong with it.

Thursday: Animated sins. Seriously, some of you will hate us for even going here.

Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins do YOU want to see recounted?

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コメント (21)

@dakotachurch8377 8年前

Fun fact!: Ben Affleck actually asked Bay if it would actually be easier and more realistic to train Astronauts to drill, rather than train drillers to be astronauts. Bay simply responded: "Shut the fuck up"
@SunKing909 9ヶ月前

Fun fact :- An asteroid of that size would be visible weeks ago with just the naked eye, the telescope can pick it up for months or even a few years ago, it's supposedly the size of Texas, and it cannot be blasted with just a single nuke.
@Bonifazius00 4年前

"Neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want." This might be the funniest thing you guys ever wrote, to me at least.
@HelgaCavoli 4年前

Best sin of all: 1:50 "ZZ Top means we're about to be introduced to a bunch of rag tag individuals who are a little rough around the edges, but dammit, are they good at their jobs". Definition of SO MANY movies.
@joe_stan_harper 7年前

3:00 On this movie's commentary track, Ben Affleck actually recalls making this exact observation to Michael Bay, and that Bay's response was simply telling him to shut the fuck up.
@Nuvendil 9年前

Actually, "Ireland" was France...again. The structure in the background is Mont Saint-Michel
@danielx40 3年前

It’s so funny that Steven Tyler is singing “don’t wanna close my eyes~~”, while Ben Affleck is doing his daughter on screen. 6:37
@Barn_D-Boy 3年前

I'm glad there were no sins when Bruce was reading out his crew's requests. That's the best scene in the whole movie. BBT's expression when asked who shot JFK is priceless!
@McGliga 9年前

Fuck me if "Drillin' 's hard, austronaughtin' 's for pussies" isn't the best quote of ever
@johnmathius1000 5年前

Wow, you really didn't miss a thing.
@LightsCameraJake 10ヶ月前

Still love this movie more and more with the state of Bruce Willis health makes the ending of this movie just hit harder
@laurajohnson833 6ヶ月前

I'm sinning you for not removing a sin for the Shawnee Smith cameo. Goddamn I've loved her since The Stand in 1994.
@joseclaudio5569 7年前

8:16 "Neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want" this made my day
@Obyvvatel 9年前

"A Michael Bay film" ding
@JennaMaBob 4年前

Totally forgot that Owen Wilson was in this movie..
@soggythroat1546 4年前

"neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want" fucking murdered me bro. LMFAO
@shaunfox1391 8年前

pointing the flaws in this movie is like shooting fish in a barrel
@NecaBear 8年前

Ah! My Uncle John Johnson was the one who who said "Freedom Crew, Independence Crew" in the movie. He worked for NASA many many years. He was a Base Commander and helped with the movie, so in return, they gave him a small roll.
@doctorfeelucky 5年前

I was hoping you would show Bruce Willis setting off the detonator, saying "Yippy Kaiyay...."
@JOVONO 3年前

Ben Affleck’s DVD commentary for this movie is literally so funny I’ve re-listened to it so many times