If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 29: Bad Jokes, Dad Jokes

Thanks for your continued patience, I hope you find this episode at the very least somewhat worth your time, despite the horrid clown humour. We've already begun work on EP30, which will probably be the hardest episode to animate yet due to the amount of 'action' that happens in it. Wish us luck please...

The most grimdark part of 40k is the fact that Skyrim is s t i l l being re-released

“I AM REINSTALLING THE PALACE!” -Rogal Dorn, M42

Oh no. Holy fucking shit. The entire black library is LITERALLY just reddit.

11:07 I just realized this is why Emps refuses to actually detail his plan--he knows the Dark Eldar are listening

If Magnus had just walked on stage and said, "BOTTOM TEXT" he would have won instantly.

Anyone: Terra has been compromised by enemy spyware! Rogal Dorn: R E I N S T A L L T E R R A

"Self-deprecation is a powerful form of comedy, but overusing it slowly but surely rips the soul apart" Cegorach be dishing out valuable life lessons and shit tho

"Slavesayswhat?" "What? ... NO!" months later, I lose it every time.

Magnus: "You mean pointing out every pothole in a narrative isn't funny?!" ALFA STARTS TO SWEAT

"i will re-install the palace" he says like the imperial palace, a structure probably covering 1/3 of earth's surface, is windows server 2008.

I feel like when Rogal started to reinstall the palace, his rage would have sent a psychic backlash through the galaxy. As it did the imperial fist, crimson fist, black Templar, and all his other gene sons would feel it. Then they would immediately drive and entire fleet to Terra, therefore setting in motion the reunion of dorn and his sons. Not to mention the countless amounts of new fortifications and purgings that would take place on Terra.

Thought: The optimism isn't actually what's killing the dark eldar, the "anti-suffering" he emits is just negating all the "negative" energy they use to continuously feed their souls in order to outpace Slaanesh, who is constantly devouring their souls all the time anyways. Since he is essentially negating all suffering and replacing it with pleasantness, Slaanesh is free to rapidly devour all their souls. So it's actually just Slaanesh whose killing them, the star fyodperor is just making sure they can't gain any more energy to replace what they are constantly losing.

The clown jokes may or may not be alfa's cry for help and desperation

11:07 So...A Drukhari did what even most Primarchs and even The Emperor could not...He triggered Rogal Dorn so hard that he tapped into his Black Templar side...

If the Star Child no longer can use his abilities, doesn’t that mean that Comurah is about to be totally screwed by a legion of demons? Since it was his shield blocking their exit

So Asdrubael Vect was just introduced to the notion of genuine camaraderie, caring and respect, but because the Star-child used that as a weapon, Vect now knows that if he plays nice with the Star-child, it will literally kill him. It's ironic- in his attempt to introduce the Drukhari to the concept of kindness and positivity, the Star-Child taught them to abhor it even more.

`my city is falling apart and here i am, vibing` - Emperor Nero, Probably

the biggest plothole in the entire series is Magnus not having a library card.

How magnus could have won: Walks on to stage “abaddon the despoiler”