THE GAMING STORYTELLER On Xenos After Dark Tier List | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #16
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Published 2023-10-13
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00:00 Disclaimer
00:07 Intro
03:20 Models of the Week
06:39 The Prompt
07:17 Craftworlds
12:35 Necrons
16:52 Tyranids
22:25 Exodites
27:30 Drukhai
31:16 Genestealer Cults
39:06 Harlequins
43:21 The Orks
47:25 Leagues of Votann
51:22 The Tau
54:24 The Final Tier List
58:13 A Message From Moots
Intro/Outro Music By georgeNrat
Additional Music by Scott Buckley – released under CC-BY 4.0.
All Comments (21)
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What an experience this was, thank you for another incredible episode <3
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I could totally see Tzeentch telling Orks to try to "pleasure" a human, just for the comedy value of the resulting distaster.
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In one of the Cain books, orks had desecrated a shrine to the Emperor by "converting it into a designated latrine". Amberley's annotation says that since designated facilities aren't really the orks' style, they probably just thought shitting all over it would be funny.
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“Who knows Ian, this could be my next movie” Ian was right about the gussy
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I think Drukhari being in every tier would be a more accurate representation, competent makes them seem semi-safe when the reality is you might get twin wyches who are members of a pleasure cult tag teaming you, or you might get some Haemonculi who is going to run you into an art installation in ways that would make Pinhead nauseous, and everything in between.
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"For the clussy I'll do it." What a quote
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I was going to make a "Yes, Lord Inquisitor, this video right here" joke but no, you guys don't deserve that. You deserve the Black Templars for heresy this profound. God Emperor have mercy. Good luck.
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Craftworld: Smash Drukhari: Goth eldar gf... By I don't want to be turn into screaming lamp Harlequins: Yes. They are probably very... Flexible Exodites: Smash Necron: Fuck no Tau: YES! Every cast - fire ( tomboy), air (tall and skinny), water (office lady), earth (geeky) and ethernal ( sexy boss lady). Orks: ... No. Genestealers: I want my jeans on my ass, not stolen, thank you very much.
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Emperor forbid we ever see what would happen if somehow someone managed to convince the dwarves that sex is a form of craft.
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"Hello, and-" (Nurgles Gift interrupts) PRRFECTION
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Interspecies Reviewer: 40k Edition.
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"A poor worker blames his tools" I'm dying lol
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I want a version of this episode but its all the factions of the imperium
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@14:33 Counterpoint, Trayzyn. Not only does he have the confidence, charisma, and that voice. But hes a master with necrodermis. If any necron could be S tier in bed its him.
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You guys ever seen the meme of the nuerolictor painted with thigh highs and long gloves?
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I feel like Craftworld depends on their Path record, generally they're all high empath psykers, but if they're like Korlandril in Path Of The Warrior... then they're gonna be so up their own ass with themselves that they would think that you should feel honoured to be with them. As opposed to someone on the Seer or Service paths who would be more available mentally.
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The Votann MOST LIKELY don’t have sex in their culture whatsoever. It’s fairly self serving when they reproduce artificially, and self serving isn’t a trait commonly seen among Votann. That said, if they were dead set on “pleasuring” you, then they’d pour so many resources into researching what that means. In short, they’re gonna do it, you’ll just be waiting a long-ass time to get there.
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Kitten: It's not fu***ng cannon
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I, Cato Sicarius, think that this is a bit heretical, but I, Cato Sicarius, will still watch it for... research.
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The Inquisition sees this shenanigans as heretical to the point of exterminatus.
