When Alien Students Discovered Why Earth Is Called a Deathworld | HFY | Sci-Fi Story

Obviously, they did not land in Australia!

what? no cougar? no grizzly? no flash flood? no idiot trying to pet a bison? it was a good story. thanks

They survived the Death World, but they don't seem to realize they brought the apex preditor it created back with them.

I recently watched a video where they sent someone to classify Earths Death world status. They sent the poor bastard to Australia. The Galactic Council soon had another category lol

Oh boy, wait until aliens hear about Earth's supernatural folklores like the skinwalkers, the djinns, etc

Humans have another saying. That which doesn't kill you. IS GOING TO DIE!

What?! None of them noticed Tim fast asleep during the worst of the storm?! C'mon!!

1 wolf is an experience in courtesy. A pack is an exercise in courage.

no mosquito? no air turbulence when flying? if you go to earth, you will experience this 100%.

Should've went to someplace like South Africa and watched the lions and hyenas and those vicious Cape Buffalo (as an example of an aggressive herbivore prey species). Or Australia.

So the biggest part of being a deathworlder is convincing the rest of the tissue paper extraterrestrials exactly how bad earth is. Gentlemen, we have the whole galaxy indoctrinated 🤣🤣🤣

The alien craft landed in a small forest in a place called England. The bunny rabbits in a nearby clearing looked at them, then ran. A Robin Redbreast was chirping away as the most dangerous creature in the land, a common garden wasp, buzzed looking for food. The small stream gurgled, the grass was green and everything was peaceful. The aliens, stunned to find such calm on a vast deathworld, a land of smiles, a land of safety, a land called England.

Well, I hope they checked themselves for ticks and chiggers before they left!

Well they didn’t want to kill a majority of the students

One day in a lush Forrest where the insects at night didn’t even get attracted to the bioluminescent alien kid…. Yeah nope. And they think they understand the place? Shit I live in Australia, the Northern Territory to be exact and I’m telling you that going bush and camping and I mean not at a preprepared camp site is very different depending on wet or dry season, bush, desert, scrub, desert scrub, sandy desert, water sources, OH FUCK those water sources and their crocodiles NOT pissy pathetic alligators. But real deal crocodiles the most dangerous and most violent and the most prone to violence of all the water lizards. Even more so than the second best version the Nile Crocodiles which aren’t really even close to the Australian saltwater crocodile but both are so far and away above all the other species that it’s just a joke. The salties in australia take people every year. 26 years living, working and camping here as I got here when I was 20 and I still don’t think I understand it. Sure I know the bits I need to know for where we go and what we do but shit, that’s nothing really and the more you know shows just how much you don’t actually know. WE ALSO NEVER GO CAMPING OR ENEN DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY IN THE N.T. WITHOUT OUR REGISTERED GPS ENABLED E.P.I.R.B. and some water and emergency compressed food cubes, some sugar cubes, a descent first aid kit, a few space blankets and a signalling mirror. No shit. Twice now my wife and I have come across car accidents. One was 2 guys in a cattle station land cruiser Ute that rolled. One guy had a third of his head ground away all nice and neat and the other was cut, cut, gashed, grazed, abraided, broken… blood everywhere. 7 litres of blood from his mate leaves a pool many many times larger than they show on tv shows. Wife and I activated the epirb, no mobile phone service and the station Ute didn’t have a HF in it, did immediate first aide to stop the bleeding by cleaning, steri strips on some bigger gashes, compression bandages on all. Space blanket for shock. Disinfectant for the abrasions and dressings on some. Kept him awake as he couldn’t remember everything and was dopey and vague with a noticeable head injury… concussed. 4 hours later a community police land cruiser and the community Land Cruiser ambulance showed up. Praised my wife and I for our work until they found out that she was a nurse since 18 and had worked as an ER nurse and community nurse and I had a senior first aide certificate with 20 ish annual renewals. Then they just gave us pointers for road side work and praised ME for insisting on the huge kit over the little first aid kit. The copper praised us for punching the epirb immediately and not waiting. But most of all the all praised us for having a little fire going and having hot water and tea bags and coffee ready to go. They had a long slow trip to the closest station airstrip to wait for the flying doctor evac.

Sounds like a trip with my son's Cub Scout pack!

Peaceful walk round a forest lmao

Seriously, I think 'death world' is pretty harsh. Now, heading into one of those larger cities is pretty risky these days, but seeing the planet as being that dangerous seems as if the rest of the universe was calm, cool and collected. If anything, I'd say our planet is likely one of those more boring than most others.

Can i just say this would make an awesome anime

Otherwise known as “Australia”…