What Happened When The Emperor Met Each Primarch? | Warhammer 40k Lore

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What split the Imperium of Man in half? D a d d y I s s u e s

Emperor: Just listen to me I'm not the Messiah Lorgar: He is the Messiah!

If Roboute Guilliman is a super administrator, does that make Marneus Calgar a super secretary?

Guiliman actually did have another super power. He had two loving parents to raise him. So when E-money came to pick him up, he didn't consider the Emperor his father. Thus, no daddy issues.

Lore and TTS gives me the impression that Magnus is simultaneously Big E's favorite and least favorite son.

"Dorn was so autistic, than chaos seized up and died near him" Best line in the video.

14:27 In “Armor of Fate” Guilliman makes a joke about a pencil being his greatest enemy to the surprise of Cato, he then says he was known to crack the occasional joke during the Great Crusade but doesn’t suppose that was recorded.

Horus is what you get when you don't beat your kids, and angron is when you beat them too much.

The Idea of Big E getting salty over the battle with Leman is canon to me.

Q: What Happened When The Emperor Met Each Primarch? A: Each got their own legion of space marines

Looking at it after watching this, Lorgar and Angron are the most tragic. Angron was gifted with an immense empathy and initially had the makings to be one of mankinds greatest protectors as he was willing to fight and die for some scrappy "worthless" gladiators that he could empathize with, see their pain fear and want to be there no matter what. Angron's loss is why the Imperium is so cold as his job for its growth was to be there. The emperor ripped him from that, and continued to just punish him and showed nothing but his cold calculating side, which while good for management, led to chaos so easily entering as chaos can offer more than anything cold logic could for its people. If the emperor didn't treat angron so poorly we could have actually seen a brighter, instead of hopeless, galaxy. Lorgar is more ironic, but none the less tragic. It was said that when the emperor wasn't using his "disguise" that makes him out to be this glorious golden overlord, he looks very similar to Lorgar and it is kind of funny when you think about what the emperor's greatest mental flaw was. While the emperor knew logic was the answer, while he constantly fought to destroy religions that he saw as harmful towards mankind's progress, he really did have a god complex. He enjoyed toying with priests of churches to push them to submit to his ideas, made many religious references to himself, and while he did want mankind to be greater and better, saw himself as its superior. Honestly in all but the name itself he DID picture himself as the god of humanity, Lorgar saw it and the emperor did not.

The primarchs would make for an epic Doctor Phil season.

@majorkill , in reference to 14:27 Reptile Gogurtman did tell a pretty funny joke in Armor of Fate at the expense of Sicarius. ‘I have the manual dexterity of a Legio Cybernetica battle automaton!’ Guilliman said. ‘Created by the Lord of All Mankind, master of the greatest armies in the Imperium, and I cannot pick up a plastek flimsy.’ He glared at the offending articles. ‘My greatest enemy.’ There was a thoughtful quiet. ‘You are joking, my lord?’ said Sicarius. Guilliman looked at Sicarius. He had to turn all the way around to do so. The pauldrons, ornamental wings and large halo mounted on his back made it impossible for him to see over his shoulder. At least he had stopped knocking into things. There was that. ‘By the Throne, why am I expected to be serious at all times? Yes, Captain Sicarius, I am making light of my predicament. During the worst of the Great Crusade, I was known to make the occasional jest. Even after Terra fell. I did not spend my entire previous life writing deep thoughts into little notebooks, but sometimes dared to enjoy myself. I suppose that was not recorded in the hagiographies.’ ‘Humour is not something you are renowned for, my lord.’ ‘My time in this new age has revealed that to me amply.’

When you said that a techno knight trying to assassinate the emperor is like Steven Hawking trying to beat the rock in a fist fight do you mean corpse Hawking or nearly corpse Hawking?

"the least funny one: Rogal Dorn" you clearly are not watching if the emperor had a TTS.

The missing Primarchs are intentionally missing and removed so you can make your own to use as either a Loyalist or Traitor, and make up your own backstory and have it easily be able to fit into the cannon lore. And didn't Alpharius lead a swarm of ships to attack a small fleet being led by Horus, and actually battles to Horus' bridge, and was able to dodge shots at his head from Horus himself, and that Horus knew by these facts that he must be facing a new found Primarch?

This is the first video by Majorkill that I watched. When I heard, "The primarchs were an interesting group of dudes, each one representing a different aspect of the GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND! ...As well as one of his many mental disorders," I knew this was going to be an interesting video.

37 Minutes late, an improvement!

When the Emperor finaly meets the most glorious Primarch Angus McFife the 23rd Primarch of another galaxy all will finally be fine and...simply glorious.