Florida Is Incredible

"Florida man rants about Florida being increadible for 9 minutes"

I'm from Florida, but have lived in NC for most my life. The last time I went to Florida I saw a rather muscular man aggressively pumping weights by himself in a home depot parking lot listening to horrible techno music on blast AND NO ONE BATTED A SINGLE EYE. That's what I love about Florida, you can be as weird as you want and people just accept it as facts of life.

My favorite Florida man story was about a guy who educated his rival about the anatomy of a gun

When I lived in FL there was a well known homeless guy everyone called the dancing bum. He was this hippy looking old guy with long white hair and a cane who would hang out in Tampa at a specific stoplight. When the cars stopped he would dance his heart out with the cane back and forth in front of the cars. All the locals knew him. I don’t remember him asking for money or holding signs, he would just dance his heart out with no music. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

being a police officer in florida has to be one of the most hilarious but yet dangerous jobs you can have

"Florida man charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through a Wendy's Drive-Thru window" Still my favourite on so far. Also "Florida man bursts into Ex's delivery room, fights new boyfriend as she's giving birth" is a close second

I'm a FL native, St.Petersburg specifically, went to Dallas this past weekend. This one uber driver said "people here talk about FL like it's paradise, it sounds like heaven." I started laughing hysterically. Good luck finding a job that pays just enough to cover your astronomical rent that is astronomically getting worse because people keep moving here because they hear its paradise.

i'm so used to watching charlie on 2x speed that when i clicked on this video and it played at normal speed, it felt like he was on the most experimental sedatives the Russian Federation had to offer

Florida deserves an award for its cultural impact on the world.

It's worth noting that Florida's Sunshine Laws are what make this possible. All government records are available to the public and media immediately after they are recorded. This includes all local, county, and state hearings and arrest reports. This is unique to Florida and provides all these stories. There is a story of a reporter from Ohio who moved to Florida for a new job. During his first week, he made a records request regarding an arrest that had recently happened. After that first single request, he would receive a daily email from the local police with every arrest report from the previous day...this went on for the remainder of his career in Florida.

In Florida you have to assemble your getaway vehicle.

The fact that Charlie is from FL actually makes me have hope for humanity strangely enough

I really like to imagine that the guy that stole the electric scooter started putting it together in order to use it as a get away vehicle, but he grossly underestimated just how long it would take to construct it and decided to just stick it out.

The most hilarious part of the first one, is that after he completed the build process, he would need to charge the damn thing before he could ride it anywhere.

I currently live in Maine, and I’ve lived a whole lot of places. I do seasonal work in Florida and I have never witnessed such insanity as I have driving on 200, working in peoples homes in the highlands, and walking through downtown Sarasota. God bless Florida, and I mean that because they need the blessing down there. Be safe y’all and remember to drink water.

I mean maybe he had a long walk and was like shit lemme take a piss in Walmart, walked passed the scooter on the way and thought, shit no more walking for me

As a fellow Floridian, I love living in a constant PvE zone.

Florida Men take “where there’s a will there’s a way” to a whole other level

As a MilkMan, that one hits close. We should really start putting locks on our back doors at my company. I’ll mention that to my boss. Edit: $10 per Carton must be a mistake unless it was Heavy Cream, Egg Nog or something expensive. Perhaps it was $10 per Crate, which holds four gallons or usually nine half gallons each.

As a Floridian, I can say with confidence that Florida is indeed a crazy place