JetStarFish is a Liar.

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Publicado 2024-07-22
finally the long awaited follow up on a video that's freshly out of date


Discord - discord.gg/a246pVkDgK

Special thanks & shoutouts to:


‪@thehayze259‬ - i borrowed observations from her video

‪@GreenJab‬ - he made an ACTUALLY great video about improvements to minecraft

‪@peterka-gw8cm‬ - he helped with research and gave feedback on previews

‪@roennreeds‬ - music

‪@Silentroom‬ - the goat

‪@incompetech_kmac‬ - music

kensuke ushio - music

‪@EREnder‬ - intro music

‪@HorsedMusic‬ - music

‪@SparkBruh‬ - prompted me to even make this video in the first place


i didn’t have time to edit and upload the video of me reacting to his deleted comment, but when i do finish that i’ll link it right here!


CHAPTERS:

0:00 - intro

0:37 - Crime?

1:43 - Mild Dishonesty

6:42 - the LIES begin

11:22 - Outro

Todos los comentarios (21)
  • @GreenJab
    Thanks for the shout out. I remember when I first watched his vid, sure there were a few ideas I somewhat agreed with (mainly the ones near the end of the video I had already touched on), there was still a lot of "that's not true", "that's dishonest" and of course "that's against Eula" if you don't include "literally none of these jokes landed well." I originally was trying to give credit for trying to propose solutions as so many other videos just complained about the problems, but the more I thought about it the more I couldn't endorse solutions built off lies. Nice vid going through more of his vid and pointing out errors for others to see. I'm currently working on part 3 (finale) to the series and my own mod which will be available for free day 1.
  • @bruhnoname33
    "when every biome is functionally the same" shows the badlands
  • @doctorjay8673
    3:25 "When every biome is functionally the same" (shows five very diverse biomes)
  • JetStarfish when he realizes that players have been finding ancient cities without maps so his new feature is comepletely useless
  • Jet should do what a Minecraft splash text says: “Also try Terraria!”
  • @Slevon8
    He just wants to play a demented and mutilated version of Terraria.
  • @Nicky654a
    His video really comes off as a video that people put in the background and aren't fully paying attention to how ridiculous it sounds because they are busy doing something else
  • One thing he said that pissed me off about his exploration video is called 90% of the community aka builders, cowards. Jetstarfish is already way to desperate to make minecraft into an RPG or a glorified 3D version of terraria. ITS A F*CKING SANDBOX NOT AN RPG.
  • Since they’re are no monsters in the deep dark except for the warden, which is basically a threat at any stage of the game, you can walk in there with no armor or enchanted diamond armor and it would be mostly the same experience. He trashed on enchanted diamond hoes, even though hoes is the tool that can break sculk quickly, a block which stores XP and covers the whole city. He talks about how it’s bad that the woodland mansion is rare and has an explorer map, then does the exact same thing to the ancient city but worse. Not just that but he moves the recovery compass to the mansion, which is now as common as the ancient city used to be.
  • JetStarFish: "The ancient city is a late game area and you can only explore it with an enchanted diamond set" Me with half an iron set, a damaged shield, a pair of scissors and a dream: Skill issue
  • @DorkyTries
    Man, having a house is a problem? Guess I gotta start tearing mine down. Goodbye, walls, I live in the wilderness now.
  • @KeenanFr
    why does nobody mention he said enchanted golden apples are useless
  • @Halfendymion
    I thought of something that seems important. Minecraft is sort of a sandbox survival. It can do pvp and minigames and pixel art and bosses and progression and exploration and factory farming and city building and villager enslavement and complex machines, but it doesn't really lean too hard in any particular direction. This play-how-you-want nature means many different people play it for many different reasons. Clearly Jet plays it for exploration and progression, but Minecraft doesn't have those features to the degree that he desires. It seems he'd rather have the game be more like Terraria. He views this as an objective issue with Minecraft as a whole and doesn't realize that that's just not the game Minecraft is. This isn't a defense of his actions or anything. His manipulative framing of non-issues to sell a potentially illegal subscription service to his own fans is vile. He's creating a problem and selling the solution.
  • @kargosh1pz
    5:30 I am willing to bet jet star fish take ONE look at terraria shops changing as the game progresses and put it in Minecraft. The thing is, Minecraft and Terraria progression is really, really, really, REALLY DIFFERENT. Both are executed almost perfectly, Minecraft lets you go do anything anytime you want, want to fight ender dragon with bare hands? sure, going into ancient city with leather armor? sure. Terraria on the other hands lets you have some freedom to progression but not fully beating the moon lord as your first boss. You would first need to beat wall of flesh, then beat the mechs, plantera and golem. Then beat the lunatic cultist, defeat the pillars and the impending doom is approaching. It's not like you're not allowed to beat moon lord with a spesific weapon (in fact someone beat the game with LAWNMOWER only). But what the game does is requiring you to beat certain bosses to beat the game, making sure you're (somewhat) have the powers to beat the boss. Both games are like this because the games are different. To put it simply, Minecraft is SANDBOX rpg and terraria is sandbox RPG
  • 3 More Misconceptions Jetstarfish has about Ancient Cities: 1. They need to be made rarer as to only be accessible late game. No, because deep dark only spawn under tall biomes, and a deep dark big enough for an Ancient City can only really exist in peak biomes. Ancient City spawning is thus predictable. When you’re in early game, you should just know to not dig under mountains and you never run the risk of encountering an Ancient City. What he’s done by making them rarer is just making late game players look under 4x as many mountains for an Ancient City than before. Like who tf is buying a map when their spawning is so easy to predict? 2. The Warden is the challenge of the Ancient City, which is why they’re meant for late game. No, you’re supposed to AVOID the warden. I think a lot of Minecraft players these days think the warden is a mob to be fought. NO, the point is that you’re supposed to be cautious and work your way around it. Jet mentions that the ancient cities add a bit of challenge to Minecraft and thus should be explored in the late game, but let’s be honest, once you’ve killed the Ender Dragon, you’re definitely going for an Elytra. And once you get one, the warden is pitifully easy to avoid. Thus, the only point in the progression where Ancient Cities are difficult IS the early game. Who tf would sneak around in an ancient city when you can just fly by the warden to loot everything? Thus, Ancient Cities ARE for before the End. 3. Ancient Cities are a challenge. No, they’re only a challenge when you make them one by fighting the warden. When you run upon an Ancient City in the early game, you can do two things. You could just turn away, or try to loot it. When looting it, as long as you know how to use wool (a very useful resource found in the cities btw) you can effectively avoid setting off most shriekers. And even if you get 3 strikes, you could always just afk 30 minutes for your shriek count to go back down to 0. Jet’s main misconception with the difficulty is once again that the Warden is meant to be fought. It isn’t. It an obstacle to make you weary and not careless. Also, this is not to mention that you can just stay out of the Warden’s sniffing range when it has spawned for 60 seconds and since it can neither smell nor hear you, it just despawns anyway. Anyway, I love Ancient Cities (if you couldn’t tell) and I see them mainly as an obstacle in the early game and a free loot zone in the late game.
  • @OnePoundBird
    i think some points are actually decent like the copper powered rails or a few other biomes having some more ore gen, but its all stained by the mod ad smh
  • @ChrisGundry
    I actually think he is being genuine with many of his suggestions. In one of his other infamous videos, "Why Minecraft Isn't Fun Anymore" he complains about Minecraft's progression and praises the more linear style of Terraria. JetStarFish doesn't get Minecraft's progression and exploration, and because of that, he doesn't understand Minecraft itself either.
  • @SemiHypercube
    it's really funny how he claims the ancient city is supposed to be an late game structure because of how strong the warden is, even though you're literally not supposed to fight it (and also how obvious it is that he lied about the structure loot, because there's no way someone could remember off the top of their head that you could get leads from ancient cities but still forget that Swift Sneak is a thing)
  • @IndigoMC1
    $8 a month for a goofy ahh mod. WTH BRU