He Has Over 500 Children
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Published 2023-03-30
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All Comments (21)
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"Not John Madison, that's one of the founding fathers" With 500 children I think he deserves to be called a founding father lol
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This could be the largest sibling rivalry in history
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He’s creating his own species 💀
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Imagine finding out through a lawsuit that you have half a thousand biological brothers and sisters 😂
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This guy had so many kids he makes zeus look like a stable father
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This guy took the phrase "be fruitful and multiply" to dangerous levels.
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My cousin is one of his children, it's so weird because she looks extremely different compared to the rest of my family but looks really similar to him (blonde hair while my whole family has brown hair for example) she met up with a few of the other kids one time and there is a Facebook group for them if I remember correctly. I'm surprised people are still talking about him
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Imagine dating someone, then going to the doctors to ask for a DNA test to make sure you guys aren't related
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Okay but imagine in 16 years when they make a banger coming of age movie about the youngest kid going to find his 500+ siblings in a worldwide roadtrip.
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On the plus side, if any of them need a kidney, finding a match might be easier with so many siblings! FYI your cat teleported into another dimension while you were streaming, just in case you were wondering where she went.
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They say it takes a village, this man went ahead and made several villages worth of children.
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This guy is basically a real life Zeus
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This man is trying to single-handedly destroy the human gene pool.
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"Well known in the Sperm scene" is a moniker most of us could never dream to attain.
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Imagine he has 500 kids from donating but he’s still a virgin That would be the ultimate plot twist
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Charlie's cat was like: "How many children?! F this sh!t, I'm out!" 😂
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Damn we got ourselves a modern day Genghis Khan over here Imagine in 15 years a discord server filled with all of his kids exclusively. That shit would be wild
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I think all of his kids should meet up one day and form some kind of guild, like "upon your 18th birthday you shall be flown out to the Netherlands to join your siblings and bring prosperity to the world"
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Isn't it crazy that we don't have a system in place to prevent this though?This is literally the first thing that came to mind: every donor gets an I.D. number and the parents know it and the kids know it. When you grow up, you check if your partner or date is a donor baby and compare I.D.s. And don't say "oh that's weird or awkward" because it's already perfectly common to take S.T.I. tests before hooking up. This is the same thing
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Gengish Khan: FINALLY, our battle will be legendary
