Everything Wrong With Armageddon In 14 Minutes Or Less

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Published 2014-08-26

It's finally time to count the sins of the Michael Bay-est of all the Michael Bay movies... Armageddon. As you might expect, we found plenty wrong with it.

Thursday: Animated sins. Seriously, some of you will hate us for even going here.

Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins do YOU want to see recounted?

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All Comments (21)

@dakotachurch8377 8 years ago

Fun fact!: Ben Affleck actually asked Bay if it would actually be easier and more realistic to train Astronauts to drill, rather than train drillers to be astronauts. Bay simply responded: "Shut the fuck up"
@Bonifazius00 4 years ago

"Neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want." This might be the funniest thing you guys ever wrote, to me at least.
@HelgaCavoli 4 years ago

Best sin of all: 1:50 "ZZ Top means we're about to be introduced to a bunch of rag tag individuals who are a little rough around the edges, but dammit, are they good at their jobs". Definition of SO MANY movies.
@Barn_D-Boy 3 years ago

I'm glad there were no sins when Bruce was reading out his crew's requests. That's the best scene in the whole movie. BBT's expression when asked who shot JFK is priceless!
@Obyvvatel 9 years ago

"A Michael Bay film" ding
@shaunfox1391 8 years ago

pointing the flaws in this movie is like shooting fish in a barrel
@JennaMaBob 4 years ago

Totally forgot that Owen Wilson was in this movie..
@danielx40 3 years ago

It’s so funny that Steven Tyler is singing “don’t wanna close my eyes~~”, while Ben Affleck is doing his daughter on screen. 6:37
@johnmathius1000 5 years ago

Wow, you really didn't miss a thing.
@joseclaudio5569 7 years ago

8:16 "Neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want" this made my day
@doctorfeelucky 4 years ago

I was hoping you would show Bruce Willis setting off the detonator, saying "Yippy Kaiyay...."
@soggythroat1546 4 years ago

"neither the Freedom crew nor the Independence crew can go wherever they want" fucking murdered me bro. LMFAO
@Nuvendil 9 years ago

Actually, "Ireland" was France...again. The structure in the background is Mont Saint-Michel
@retrospectre2658 8 years ago

You missed the fact that it's day in every part of the world more than once in the movie.
@JOVONO 3 years ago

Ben Affleck’s DVD commentary for this movie is literally so funny I’ve re-listened to it so many times
@yourbigheadcousin5434 4 years ago

"Is it an art or is it a science?" I literally said that out loud while watching this movie.
@joe_stan_harper 7 years ago

3:00 On this movie's commentary track, Ben Affleck actually recalls making this exact observation to Michael Bay, and that Bay's response was simply telling him to shut the fuck up.
@maximilienrobespierre7927 7 years ago

Sin 128: hitting things with a wrench really works in Russia. Know that from personal experience.
@jonholmes6551 2 years ago

You just basically highlighted why this movie is awesome
@kimberleysmith818 4 years ago

The guy with the son thing really Annoyed me. So she didn’t like him but he saves the world and it’s ok.