I Banned Everyone Who Said Glizzy

Otto will be remembered as the Himmler of the 21st century

Yeah we’re cooked

Immanuel Kant was well known for his (obsession tier) love of Coffee.
Why was someone able to conjure that up off rip for a coffee cow joke.

Hey Atrioc fans,

You probably know the famous inside joke in the Atroic community where Atroic is a “Coffee Cow” supposedly stating the he is a cow for coffee. This of course, is the pinnacle of comedy, and will be the magnum opus of humanity throughout its entire history on this planet. However, I would like you all to consider a new joke to make about Atrioc. Perchance.

Here is my idea for a joke: Atrioc is a “Tea Toad”. The joke here is that it’s saying that Atrioc really likes tea, and in fact, is a “toad” for it.

Now, I don’t know Atrioc’s actual opinions about tea, but nevertheless, it could be funny to bring it up on stream. We can consider two outcomes of this joke:

1. Atrioc is not a fan of the “Tea Toad” joke

If Atrioc does not like the joke, he will tell chat statements such as “no chat I am not a tea toad” and “no, please, not again” which will hopefully trigger his Nam flashbacks. By telling his chat that he doesn’t like the joke, the chat will not follow his directions and keep repeating the “tea toad” joke to annoy him, generating more content.

2. Atrioc is a fan of the “tea toad” joke

If Atrioc does like the joke, he will play into the bit, repeatedly calling himself the “tea toad”. Chat will also play into the bit, such as like they did with “the smoothie king”.

I believe this joke has a lot of potential. Think of the things we could have by using this joke. We can have a “TeaToad” emote, leeches can use this joke in their videos, and Ludwig has a new thing to call Atrioc now! The #1 thing that we should do is repeat this joke nonstop for 1 Tea Toadillion years. I think doing that will be extremely beneficial to the Atrioc community. Perchance.

I hope you all consider this, and decide what’s better for all of us.

Love this Doug Doug type of interaction with chat

Petitioning for a gofundme for the ponzi scheme iceberg project where the early backers get their names bigger in the credits, and as it goes on the names get smaller and smaller. And anyone that donates after the goal amount just gets told to fuck themselves.

I can't believe Haytrioc would do something like this.
Now I don't even want to tell him "Heytrioc!"

14:21 GET THIS ON SPOTIFY ALREADY

The vocals, the production, the instrumentation, wtaf how can a parody song be this well put together

I got banned in chat and couldn't message during the emo album because I didn't read the stream title.

Never be ashamed of who you are, Brandon "Glizzy Hands" Ewing.

Dropspindle is making it out of the office with this one 😩🤣 the terrible things parody at the end really hit the soul. Idk if it was actually that song but it felt like it

Holy shit this has got to be the craziest thing that has happened on stream did anyone survive unscathed

Sir a second purge has hit the chat

Otto means a automatically great video when he's involved.

It feels crazy having been watching since BCC(Before Coffee Cow), it's like being born pre 9/11.

As a philosophy graduate I can confirm that Atrioc calling Kant a virgin for claiming that morality is based on reason is more accurate than he even knows - he literally died a virgin and never left his hometown

I’m glad they credited the original songs in the comments. Bands like Movements deserve so much more attention.

God, no joke, I have been listening to the Later Mr. Ewing like twice a day ever since it came out, interspersed with the other previous albums. My enture days have been revolving around your community's albums and I haven't gotten tired of it yet, it's all still so fresh and nice in my mind and ears.

Holy shit this community is so talented it's insane

Atrioc's gone full DougDoug with this one.