The Death Korps of Krieg | Into the Grimdark
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Published 2020-12-24
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My favourite Krieg Joke is: Krieg guardsmen in Tripptransport: "Is it time to die for the emperor yet?" "Is it time to die for the emperor yet?" "Is it time to die for the emperor yet?" Driver: "If you don't shut up I'm gonna turn this transport around and you are going to the backline!" Krieg Guardsmen: 😟
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Frog: "Why have you stung me? Now we shall both surely drown." "Lol." Said the Scorpion. "Lmao."
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When a kriegsman goes up a rank “What now?” Kriegsman: “I don’t know, I never thought I’d get this far”
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“It’s in GW’s nature to do shit that doesn’t make sense.” Yes.
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The commisar is yelling at his men like: "Hans! You're wandering. Fritz, I see you! Get back here! Edward, you don't even have a lazgun! Go back!"
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"Sir, casualties have reached 72%. First to third waves are wiped out. We have advanced whole 40 meters, sir!" "Another easy victory". "Aye, sir" (happy gas mask noises)
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The quote is "Fear an old man in a profesion where men die young"
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There’s an in universe romance novel which takes place on Krieg. It’s called “My Wish to Generate Children with You is Only Exceeded by My Devotion to Him”
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The Departmento Munitorum wanted one full Regiment. Krieg authorities offered them twenty regiments for immediate deployment, all formed, trained and equipped, and each commander requested the most hazardous Imperial war zones available. TRUE SONS OF THE EMPEROR RIGHT HERE!
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I like the headcanon that literally every other part of the imperium, including the inquisition, is scared and confused by their suicidal devotion to the emperor, except for the sisters, who see them as the only other faction they actually like to be around.
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"And if He ever were to awaken, if the Emperor were ever to be healed and walk amongst His people again, he could crush the fighting spirit of the men and women of Krieg. He could eradicate hundreds of years of hate and pain and suffering with but three words: 'I FORGIVE YOU.'" -Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer; "Death Korps of Krieg
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When I think of Kriegers I just want to give them a hug and tell them that the Emperor is very proud of them.
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if the iron warriors remained loyalists, the Kreigsman would be their permanent guardsmen attachment, instead of penal legions
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"the god emperor of mankind has given me a gift, i shovel well" -Krieg guardsman.
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Of course I prefer my shovel. A sword is for slashing and poking. An axe is for cutting. But a shovel can do anything. It stabs, it pokes, it cuts... And it digs a hole to bury the body afterwards.
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Jurten chose a nuclear hellscape dystopia over surrender, the absolute madman.
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Another point in regards to the whole krieg troops lowering morale, part of the reason is because seeing the krieg on the battlefield means that you're in a battle that is so likely to kill you that the death corps have decided to take part in it. Seeing Krieg in a battle means that they have looked at this place and said "Yes. I will definitely die here."
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The final words in the mind of every Krieger is: "I'm sorry."
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“Sir, the rebels have issued an unconditional surrender.” “Well tough luck for them” *three years later “Sir there are literally no signs of any life left in the city” “*SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CANNONS SHELLING THE HERETIC*”
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I really dig the podcast name. Plus Bricky is fun to listen to talk about 40k. .....poor Cadia....
