Kid Icarus Uprising Bytes - Hades' Infernal Theme - Man on the Internet

"you aren't my usual kid you kn--" "THAT'S RIGHT, I'M *NOT.*"

Villain: exist Alex: It's free real estate.

Everyone: Happy Valentines Day Alex: GOD OF THE DAMNED

Oh Hades. One of the villians most likely to actually sing while killing everything, done perfectly by Alex

I love how midway he just starts roasting literally every other major faction in the game. He tells Palutena that her idealistic optimism isn’t saving the world, isn’t keeping him from taking over and isn’t stopping the endless slaughter Viridi that her absolute hatred and constant campaign to slaughter humanity and let nature take over is just feeding into Hades’ army, giving him more and more soldiers and making him more and more powerful. Medusa that she’s nothing but a puppet, nothing but a false queen who needs to know her place. She’s no more important than Thanatos, than the Great Reaper, than Twinbellows, than The Guardian The Aurum that their invasion is nothing but a distraction. They want to invade? Hades is ready and willing to take them on and fight them off like it’s nothing but pest control. The Chaos Kin that it getting loose and running rampant through the world, sowing chaos, only proves to further his plans and design.

Kid Icarus Hades: "all will fall to my command, you cannot stop the god of the damned" also Kid Icarus Hades: "When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade"

Don't scratch his suit, its perfect for weddings, anniversaries, Armageddons

"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle. When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade." Hades, Kid Icarus Uprising, 2012

Hades: one of the best written villans, as evil as he is comedic and bombastic Alex: Is that a musical I smell?

“Add a pinch of memories to a ton of souls. Put them in a blender and hit frappé!” Is all I can think of when I hear this music.

Hades' Hades: Lawful Evil Hercules' Hades: Neutral Evil Kid Icarus' Hades: Chaotic Evil Actual Hades: Lawful Neutral Edit: As the people pointed out

I think my favorite thing about Greek Mythology is that all the other gods and goddesses are causing mayhem and being stupid while Hades just chills in the underworld with his wife (who he actually loves and is loyal too) because he’s tired of all the other gods’ crap. 😂😂😂

We stan the ruler of the Underworld in this household.

"It's a day full of love, Pitty Pat! And what do I love more than destruction and devastation?"

Hades is the best villain in all history. He is so evil yet funny at the same time. 'Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!'

1:00 Damn, roasts palu, viridi, and medusa in one verse

This beast had his heart BLOWN UP INSIDE HIS CHEST and simply said: ‘That really hurt...’ This Hades is by far the best.

“Souls are like bacon. They go good with everything.”

"Sorry to keep you waiting!" *Pretty lights don't shine so bright down-* Wait, wrong character

Hades looking at 2020: Well, I've gotta build more barracks now